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Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by simply james, Aug 27, 2008.

  1. simply james

    simply james Banned

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    why are they so moody ,at the time of the month it totaly does my head in,ive a good missus but every month she turns in to mike tyson snaps and is horrible,if i done it there would be hell on ,but she has always got a excuse you dont know what its like ,oh i bloody do ive lived with you for 25 years,moan over.
     
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    We are not all moody James, honest :moo:
     
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    I'll back you on that one MOO, Jenny isn't moody either, so I guess Steve and I have both drawn the lucky straws. I do know a lot that are mind you, so I can sympathise with James too.
     
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    yea they aint all bad, i had a headon collision with one the other night giving her one hell of a shock:D

    must stop letting kids steer my boat its a really bad idea:rolleyes:

    i came out on top either way, im on about the colision by the way:D
    mine is a bigger boat, .22 VS .177:D

    anyway she wasnt sour about it :p
     
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    a1, you're gonna have to wait till your b******s drop to be able to comment on how and when women get moody !!
     
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    how far do they need to drop im almost walking on them already:D
     
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    You need to get your legs lengthened boyo, isn' it.:D
     
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    im still growing:rolleyes:

    my knees are starting to develop:D
    i only used to have shins:p
     
  9. andyhawkx3

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    Jamie, there a "f"in.......night mare:(...at that time
     
  10. simply james

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    well ive had the worst week with my wife,nothing i said or done was right ,im a big lad and if any one else talked to me the way she did ,well lets just say they would have difficulty eating for a bit,i know all women arnt like our lass some sale through periods and the likes ,but its just dawned on me while talking to a good mate she might be going through the change ,anyway to cut a long story short i got in 630 this morning breakfeast ready ,my two mags about shooting on the table everything back to normal as if nothing had happened,i tell you life is strange women you cant life with them you cant live without them.
     
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    I reckon Im just lucky then:D, Ann never changes when its that time of the month (course if she did then she d get a slap!) ONLY JOKING!!!:eek:
    If I did that Id wake up with me ******** in a meat grinder!!, now Im not joking:eek::eek::eek:.

    5 days or so of misery James,just find jobs to do outside till she goes to bed,even if it means counting roof slates!!.;)
     
  12. simply james

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    then your lucky mate,yes i shall take up slate counting as long as its not raining mate.
     
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    I slap back twice as hard, Steve will vouch for that (ony joking) :D:D:D
     
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    Jenny has always said if I ever layed a finger on her she'd frying pan me while I was asleep..........and I believe her too.
     
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    Joking apart, the nearest Steve and I have ever come to an actual fight was when my mother had a bag of chocolate eclairs and threw one out to me in the garden. Steve pinned me to the ground and stole it, bad mistake, I give up my sweets for no one, he was severely beaten for it :D:D:D:D:D
     
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    So, what is the difference between a beating and a Thudding then Moo? Is a thudding like a thecking?:confused:

     
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    loi, this is so true, for Pat and our Katie love chocolate, here's a school folder of katies
    View attachment 912

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    Sorry about, the hand shaking:(...hopefully soon sorted:)
     
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    When I beat him, i thud him for twice as long and twice as hard :moo::D
     
  20. simply james

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    id just like to say id never lay a hand on my partner as i have to much respect for her,for the job she has done bringing my kids up and dealing with me in my early days that cant of been easy for her,we all have a moan sometimes mine is that time of the month when she turns in to a monster ,but i still love her to bits as that is the only problem she has .
     

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