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Technical Woman Logic?

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by jaisalmere, Jan 7, 2020.

  1. warrenater

    warrenater Donator

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    Get her another job so you can pick her up twice :up:. Sounds like she just needs to know you value her I recon :)
     
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  2. Widow

    Widow Engaging Member

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    Don't get your panties in a bunch, I'm sure it's all in jest.
     
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    .....and you don't think they are similarly tearing us apart on mumsnet and others:rolleyes:
     
  4. Lev Levvin

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    Have you noticed that in all the biblical paintings of Adam and Eve they always have belly buttons?

    think about it
     
  5. jaisalmere

    jaisalmere tweaking the nose of danger

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    I understood all you said but I know all the lovely ladies stuff but how do you fathom them, when they say things?
     
  6. Widow

    Widow Engaging Member

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    Your gonna have to help me out lev
     
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    I’m afraid it’s not a jest and I’m certainly not getting my panties in a twist.

    You need to stop behaving like a 10 year old and be more respectful.

    My wife of 35 years is no longer and I miss her desperately. Quoting rubbish is not my idea of a jest!


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  8. Widow

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    I think I got it....
     
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  9. Lev Levvin

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    Need a mother to have belly buttons...:thumb:
     
  10. Burden666

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    The artist painted them anatomically correct.
     
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  11. Margaret13

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    Easy as I'm a women …..she is saying if she was on your mind you wouldn't need to text her or more to the point remember to text her you would just meet her ….simple
     
  12. monsta41

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    careful margaret....you will have all of this lot asking you to translate what their wives mean lol
     
  13. jaisalmere

    jaisalmere tweaking the nose of danger

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    Can you translate what you mean please.
     
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  14. jaisalmere

    jaisalmere tweaking the nose of danger

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    Yes I do!!!! Unfortunately she is no longer with me... but I will not forget the happiness provided over three decades.


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  16. Lev Levvin

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    I’m lucky I think...

    my wife is ex forces too and we seem to have a connection where we usually preempt what the other is about to say...

    usually involves profanities :D

    I don’t get any of the sulks or ice-maiden treatment
     
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  17. pjgtech

    pjgtech How many days till Xmas?

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    Evolution v religion.... :thumb:
     
  18. jaisalmere

    jaisalmere tweaking the nose of danger

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    I'm a builder, how am I supposed to know that, I dealt with this in a way I know how, I took her to withers (classy) got her p1ssed on red wine with her mate, bought her a pizza, smacked on the a££ a couple of times and gave her the change from the taxi and said" get yourself something pretty " what man could do more?
     
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    The way it should be! It called respect for each other!

    Lovely


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  20. mike-carter

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    Woman Logic?

    What the feck is that? Non -existent.
     

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