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They forgot "indicators are optional"

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by RagnarHairybreeks, Dec 11, 2017.

  1. RagnarHairybreeks

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    Eh?
     
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    Criptic crossword?

    Ambernesia, maybe
     
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    BMW joke punchline perhaps? :confused:
     
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    I don't think BMW owners know about indicators.They are what poor people have.
     
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    Their optional for 177 shooters, but come standard with 22 shooters:p:nana:
     
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    women drivers
     
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    I think that "they" are not the only ones who forgot something!
     
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    Care to elaborate Ragnar or is it some sort of guessing game.:confused:
     
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    [FONT=&amp]A man seeing flashing blue lights in his rear view mirror pulls to the side of the road. Shortly after coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car.
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    [FONT=&amp]The man says, "What's the problem officer?" [/FONT]
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    Policeman: "You were going 45 miles an hour in a 30 mile an hour limit. I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you a speeding ticket." [/FONT]
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    Man: "No sir, I was doing just a little over 30." [/FONT]
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    Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going at least 50." (The man gives his wife a dirty look.) [/FONT]
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    [FONT=&amp]Policeman[/FONT]: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light." [/FONT]
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    Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light." [/FONT]
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    Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks." (The man gives his wife another a dirty look.) [/FONT]
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    [FONT=&amp]Policeman[/FONT]: "I'm also going to have to give you a ticket for not wearing your seat belt." [/FONT]
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    Man: "But officer, I just took it as you were walking up to the car." [/FONT]
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    Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt." [/FONT]

    [FONT=&amp]The Man turns to his wife and yells, "For cryin' out loud woman, can't you just shut up?" [/FONT]
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    The Policeman turns to the woman and asks, "Madam, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" [/FONT]
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    [FONT=&amp]Wife: [/FONT]"No officer, only when he's drunk."[/FONT]
     
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    Paddy's learning to drive, Instructor sez, leave the Roundabout at 3 o'clock, Paddy sez, It's only 20 past 12..

    Ray
     
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    You arse :D
     
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    There's supposedly a true story from Jim Davidson when he was stopped for speeding on the M4.
    Officer: I'm giving you a ticket for exceeding the speed limit. You were travelling at 110 miles per hour'.
    Jim D: ' Can't you say I was doing 150? I'm trying to sell it'.
     
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    Woman driving home from a party gets pulled over by a patrol car and while the officer is talking to her he can smell alcohol on her breathe so he tells her that he's going to breathalyse her which he does and the breathalyser goes way over the limit so he says to the woman "you've had a good few stiff ones tonight haven't you" to which the woman replies "oh can you tell that as well from looking at that thing." ;)
     
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    I'm guessing that some of you can't see the cartoon I posted. Sorry. Shows up fine for me.
     
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    Images hosted as attachments, on a bulletin board that requires you to sign up to view them, generally need to be saved and re-hosted to a more public host. Direct linking won't work unless you happen to be a member of the host bulletin board. ;) :up:
     
  18. RagnarHairybreeks

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    Aha, that would explain the problem!
     
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    the dog Petrol engines do NOT like diesel

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    Was it a snow scene? I can see it if it was :eek:
     
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    Nope , but the jokes have been great ! :) ;)
    ps .....it's gotta be BMW ?
     

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