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Taketh Thine Spam

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by Nubble, Oct 12, 2018.

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  1. Nubble

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    Makes me chuckle every time I read it, so I thought I'd share it!

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    I have quite a few tins of this stuff. Sold quite a few on that auction site, I have had a couple go for 25 quid each. One lady contacted me and wanted 2 tins and was happy to pay 30 quid a tin!!!! :eek:
     
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    Classic
     
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    I've never tried it, but sounds nice! Love the instruction
     
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    I've never tried it either, I hate the stuff. I use it for me fishin! :D
     
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    Had it regularly as a kid. Spam fritters!
     
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    It's full off Censored ok for chub tench
     
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    Barbel love it! ;)
     
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    Spam fritters, fried spam, cold spam, spam sandwiches. Spam in a stew. Spam went in anything because it was cheap!
    Specially Pressed American Meat. Grandad told me it was horse, mules, buffalo, skunks, coons, possums, mexicans and jackrabbits with an occasional ethnic person thrown in for variety.
    I used to whisper that to my little sister. She wouldn't eat it, went to bed hungry and I got double helpings.
    Grandad never mentioned beaver - - - - -:eek::D
     
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    They picky these days nubs all these fecking posh baits
     
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    Spam every time mate. ;)
     
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    Not many barbs up this way nubs
     
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    How do you know if you've never tried It?
    I've said that before! Ooh err!:p
     
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    Used to fry it years ago as an alternative bait for me carpin. Coated in Dave Thorpes 'The Howler'. It would stink the house out for days. o_O
     
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    I had it in a sarnie last night with aldi beetroot and horseradish chuckney .... yum
     
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    I like a fried spam butties with lots of salt. Spam fritters are also a favourite.
     
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    I wouldn't mind a bit of Spam but, if Gloria and Hugh found out there'd be Murders, (Nubbs will get it) :D

    Ray
     
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    You're right, I don't get it :D
     
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