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Spent the day with my significant other

Discussion in 'Anything Airgun Related' started by Grumpyoldman, Feb 16, 2014.

  1. Grumpyoldman

    Grumpyoldman Very Active

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    Yup . Grumpy had a very bad day yesterday . So today was set aside for rest and recuperation with my other half . Grumps was late with her valentine gift but she didnt mind :up: Grumps stunk out the cave with a 2 day dump as id been camping with her and held on ( many members are familiar with grumps wind problem :rolleyes:) she did not mind , Grumps had not showered since Thursday evening but she still allowed Grumps to strip her naked :up: Then take her to pieces and give her a good servicing :eek: :eek: Yup Grumps is talking about his Air Ranger :up: all neoprene camo off . stock off , all dusted and cleaned , light ptfe grease on the cocking mech , new probe seal ( Credit to DS for a batch for free :up: ) cleaned the barrel Big up Mattys cleaning kit once again :D:up: Took the scope off changed to new set off BKL double strap reach forward mounts for my MTC 6/24 x56 , Once again big up Grumps mate Pildar :D:up: Spent an hour satisfying Grumps OCD for zeroing and constant 7mm groups at 42 yards (prone off bipod in very light breeze) Mounts made a big difference ,7cm adjustment left required from DS blueprint mounts at 41 yards :eek: due to the superior engineering off BKL , at 3 times the price !! Decided the Ranger is a keeper :up: for my heavy rifle Be selling the viper and the side winder soon to give a good budget for a top end scope . Oh the very bad day was due to Grumps finding out the Ex Mrs G is now the current Mrs someone else . Ho hum hate company any way but still very odd to figure out . I like my DS better :up: now just need to get a bull pup for threesomes :D
     
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    Hope her barrel is shiny clean now :D
     
  3. Stevie Darling

    Stevie Darling Sexual tyrannosaurus

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    Is your bullpup search any further forward??

    Not showering since Thursday is manky,

    Had my first today in 12 days:D
     
  4. JD

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    Fecking hell Grumps, I thought you'd got yourself a girlfriend. : O

    So what glass with class are you planning to get ?
     
  5. Margaret13

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    Your x has moved on as you should ..... you need a women :dance:
     
  6. Barcelona68

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    Both Grumps and I have suffered very heavily at the hands of women in the past. We come with a lot of baggage and really don't trust women anymore.
     
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    Shame we aren't all bad ...my brother got a bitch so I do understand ...women need to give as well as take and things would be a lot better ....:)
     
  8. mark.177

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    this is the reason iv spent the last 2 months fettling my 95...... had enough of womens s###
     
  9. SteveO

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    Jeez 12 days! :eek:

    I can't go a day without showering, sometimes twice!

    I wouldn't make a good camp mate as I'd always be in the river or pond or something taking a bath.
     
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    My record is 7 weeks without shower or shave.... From last November to this January.....

    That's depression for you.
     
  11. Grumpyoldman

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    To answer all questions :eek: not 12 days without a shower only 3 and washed and cleaned teeth in the stream :up: next bull pup search finished , Cricket 177 Marge im done with women , never works out , next new glass probaly Zeiss schmidt or Doctor , got to give Ze Germans that :cool: And my old mate Barce you know how it Rolls :up:
     
  12. Stevie Darling

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    My brother has a bitch, I could slap her purple most of the time!! Don't believe in the whole who weres the pants crap,

    But I do wish he would bloody grow a pair sometimes!!!
     
  13. JD

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    once in a while

    Steve, you've never had a wet wipe wash then ? 2 showers a day : O It's good to get funky now and then. lol

    Grumps, I'm not done with woman, I'm done in by them, so I just dip my toe in the water once in a while, have a little cuddle then run for the hills, I'm frightend it might drop off, if I don't use it. ; )
     
  14. Honest Bob

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    Some of you men are soft. You should show a woman who is boss. I have the wife's permission to say that. Your guns are for life, a woman is just for xmas. Did not have permission to say that, now I am grounded. Remember women are placed on this earth, to stop men enjoying them selves. Help. can some one take me to A&E. The wife said I have to remember they now have equal rights, so if we get divorced, everything is split 50/50, she will get half of everything, and she will get the other half. She said she won't leave me homeless, she said I can keep my bivy. Looks like my guns may be going up for sale. Back to the subject of guns, I would love a cricket, they do look nice. Now she says the nearest I will get to cricket, is a bat, if I don't behave. Going to limp into the kitchen now, to do the dishes.
     
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    Feel the need to redress the balance here a bit. What I want you to do is draw a sheet of paper in your head, on one side I want you to write down as many really evil men and an approximate number of the attrocious killings they've been responsible for that you can think of. On the other side do the same for women. Now on the male side I want you to deduct the number one male and his number of atrocities. This should give the male side a head start of at least minus six million. Now total everything up and tell yourself which sex is the overall winner and by how many million. This is a very rough way of doing things, but I challenge anyone to come up with the wrong answer.

    So the absolute fact to come out of this is, some men are absolute ******** and always will be, and this will always be the case, but as most of us are not, we cannot generalise. The same goes for the fairer sex, we've all met some nasty hounds, I can remember one or two most vividly, but the majority are very nice.

    So ease up on the ladies chaps, we outnumber them on this forum many times to one, and the few that are involved in our interest/hobby/sport should not be made to feel alienated. In fact they should be positively encouraged to join in. They all look better than the blokes in my eyes and we have to admit that they have the physical / mental skills to outshoot us day in and day out.

    As Eric Idle once said "Some things in life are bad, They can really make you sad, Other things just make you swear and curse, When you're chewing on life's gristle, Don't grumble, give a whistle, And this'll help things turn out for the best..."

    That's it, I'm gonna do some work now.

    Dave


     
  16. gasman

    gasman Up a bit,,,,,,,

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    what you saying? are you both coming out :susp:
     
  17. Honest Bob

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    Sorry. I'm old fashioned. A woman's place, and all that. Let her get involved in your hobby, next thing you know, she has painted your fav hunting rifle in pink camo. I would not dream of getting involved in a woman's hobby's, like cooking, cleaning, washing, ironing, etc. :D:);):rolleyes::p:eek::up:. PS. She does get involved in my fishing, she brings me a bacon butty & a coffee, down to the lake when I am fishing. 40+ yrs of training, I am still working on Sunday dinner on a tray. Now to the subject of guns, does any one have a crosman TR77, & are they any good. Bob.
     
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  18. sharpsman

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    If i was a women i would come upwith the wrong answer and i would still be right lol, men are a bit more open with thier bad ways but the women i have been involved with have all been devious and caniving skunks and done nothing but moan and winje.A DOG IS FOR LIFE A WOMEN IS JUST FOR HALLOWEEN. Seriously though all women just like all men can't be labeled the same my new women is ok and even cleans my wellies for me but she thinks i don't know why she cleans them-its so the mud does'nt come of on her carpets lol.
     
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    i think there is good and bad in both but i will say the last one cost fourteen grand and put off for several months
     

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