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Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by i8allthepies, Oct 13, 2008.

  1. i8allthepies

    i8allthepies Posting Addict

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    I knew something was strange on the Forum tonight:eek:. It's like suddenly realising that splinter has finally worked it's way out, and the throbbing has stopped:). Where the hell's A1?:confused:
    I've got three theories, vote for these or post your own.

    1. The viruses we've all been sending him have finally killed his P.C.:D

    2. A kindly Auntie has been in Blockbusters and rented the new double-bill DVD of Captain Pugwash and Barnacle Bill, and he can't tear himself away from the telly.:D

    3. He's visited his nearest chandler's shop, and got such a hard-on looking at all those hanks of rope, pulleys and so on, that he can't get back through the turnstile.;)
     
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    I am going for option 2:D
     
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    Option one sounds about right, he does have a virus of some sort.
    His msn is sending out attachments every time he loads it up and comes online.
    I have told him about this, and also done a scan on the files that are been sent, but out of the two virus programs i tested with none said there was a virus. :confused:
    However i'm not going to run the Dos application that comes through with a message saying things like (take a look at this i did today in photoshop do you think it's too green):D
    Yeh right i know the difference between i picture and a dos application.
    Anyone who is on his msn list will get these, so until he can sort it out i would advice against anyone running the file.:rolleyes:
     
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    ........ no chance he has had an accident with a rope, anchor, and slipknot??:D:D

    Or maybe he has just realised how flat,straight and true a .177 flies, and is embarrassed to come on and admit it???:eek:
     
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    it cant be option three as his little mast would squeeze through the turnstile with ease!:D:rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
  6. a1gunner

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    yea its 3

    i was looking at the people that were dancing round the masts:D:up:
     
  7. andyhawkx3

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    Thought it was to good to be true:rolleyes:...hello a1, where you bin, anywhere nice, like England:D:D:D
     
  8. i8allthepies

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    no i was sailing.

    in a new boat. im sure its fast enough to go to far nicer places than england:rolleyes:

    scotland or ireland maby :D
    hell anywhere is better than england:D
     
  10. a1gunner

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    im in a 29er skiff davy:rolleyes::D
     
  11. i8allthepies

    i8allthepies Posting Addict

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    Except Wales:up::D:up:
     
  12. a1gunner

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    im already sailed around wales 3 times its so fast:p
    want some new coast line to sail:D
     
  13. i8allthepies

    i8allthepies Posting Addict

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    Fair enough, you must get bored at looking at the same few hundred yards of grey mud:(
     
  14. i8allthepies

    i8allthepies Posting Addict

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    Of course, a really proud welshman would spell Wales with a capital W:D
     
  15. andyhawkx3

    andyhawkx3 Major Poster

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    When you sail round something, don't you go "all the way round it" not just 3 sides:confused::D
     
  16. i8allthepies

    i8allthepies Posting Addict

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    Yes, sailing from Chester down to Newport on land must have ruined the finish on his keel:D
     
  17. a1gunner

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    if you saw the state on my keel board youd think thats that what i had done:D

    dents on it where it has runaground:eek:
    stupid sand banks
     
  18. i8allthepies

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    O.K., A1's broken his normal habit of coming onto the forum straight after school;). I've changed my theory, I reckon he's sweet on a girlie, walking her home from school etc. Question is, is she showing him the best way to handle his rigging, or is she showing him a couple of tips in exchange for being allowed to handle his weapon?
     
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    a1 you shud try
    try 40 grains of pain :rolleyes: its well better
     
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    i wish:rolleyes:
     

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