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Question So what gives you the wind?

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by reaper6, Mar 23, 2014.

  1. reaper6

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    Sat here with a blue haze in the air and the wifes eyes are watering.....i can only put it down to the cauliflower cheese at lunch:eek:
     
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    Classic!!! the best post of 2014 so far in my view.

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