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Sam Smith...

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by Stevie Darling, Sep 13, 2019.

  1. Stevie Darling

    Stevie Darling Sexual tyrannosaurus

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    ...is now gender neutral!

    Does this mean I can identify as a dog so I don’t have go to work, pay my taxes, and crap and p**s in other people’s gardens?

    What a lot of s**t£!
     
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    thought you jok sorts had been wearing skirts for years:)
     
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    Who's Sam Smith...:shrug:
     
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    and this.... i dont know either :shrug:
     
  5. ibo7

    ibo7 Keyboard Hero

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    Mental health is real people, it can lead to believing you can change gender.
    Stay safe and talk to someone if you need help
     
  6. tinmanofkent

    tinmanofkent God

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    Fetch!
     
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    tinmanofkent God

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    Stevie can’t talk: because he’s a dog now.

    But I will speak for him and ask if anyone lives local could they walk him daily, feed him twice and keep his water bowl clean please.
     
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    Just as long as you stop short of biting the postie, or humping your neighbours leg:D
     
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    I identify as a fat c@@t :thumb:
     
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    Is it that weird looking so called singer who sounds like he caught his nuts in a press, didn't he come out as being gay some time ago ?
     
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    Another attention seeking freak

    ‘Loooook at MEEEEEEE!!!!!!’
     
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    Grrrrrrr bark bark wuff

    (Sniffs arse)
     
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    Just wish I was physically capable of licking my own knackers - and being as to do it in public would be even better...


    I now identify as a white, heterosexual, English, manual working, tax paying man with morals, manners, a sense of right and wrong and a belief in hard work.
    That surely makes me a minority in this day and age!
     
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    Sam Smith ‘ the biography’ FFS, He’s done sod all to write about.
    Most people over the age of 40 have never heard of him.

    Just another pretentious, attention seeking f’kwit. What a great role model for our kids.
     
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    tinmanofkent God

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    You can do one then. Don’t need that kind of intolerance round here.
     
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    I was just thinking that. How much obscurity must there be a biography of a twelve year old?
     
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    tinmanofkent God

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    ooooOOOOOoooo I'll scratch yer eyes out! Where's my handbag?! ;)
     
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