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ryt Gents help old Grumps out

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by Grumpyoldman, May 1, 2012.

  1. Grumpyoldman

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    Well ,,, as most off you know im a horrible miserable bad tempered old git , anywho it wasnt always this way , before She who must be named , i spent nearly 20 years travling the world in a mildly bad mood and prior to becoming a complete misogynist i may have entertained the odd young lady along the way , anyway last week received a email , titled long time from some bird called emma , i have no idea , she would have been one of many , is there any subtle questions i could ask to try and figure out who she is , or should i just say , sorry absolutley no idea who you are nor do i care , and why are you contacting me all these years later , is it some mid life crisis , this has all put me in a worse mood than usual , ideas on a post card , Grumpy is off to the cave .:mad:
     
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    Or does she want to confess that she had a baby grumps and now want the paternity tests and all the money you owe her just a thought:eek:
     
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    Just ask her you not so grumpy old man who sometimes dresses as a tree. If you don't ask you'll never know. I the flip side you might get your leg over.
     
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    jezza kyle :D
     
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    Just tell her you was in an accident and lost parts of your long term memory and could she refresh it.You'll get the sympathy vote and it'll lull her into a false sense of security of starting from scratch again,win win.You might get a sympathy leg over as well :up:
     
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    Did it say "me love you long time"
     
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    yeah the Jeremy Kyle scenario troubles me but very highly unlikely as young Grumps was Always very careful and |OldGrumpy wants nothing to do with women , just like life in my quiet cave , apart from the AGF meet that Grumps thourougly enjoyed i avoid human contact if at all possible , as far as im concerned women = misfortune and expense , not a happy Grumpy at the moment , should have just deleted the message , iv emailed her with a couple of subtle questions so will keep you guys updated , @ Wolfy , i did have an accident about 6 years ago that effected my long term memory not sure i want to know !
     
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    Contact her. Meet her. Then bang her back doors in. Then give her taxi fare back home.


    Also you're no way as grumpy as I am........You are 2nd in grumpiness though..:)
     
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    I'l be tuning into this thread for updates! Good luck finding out who she is grumps! Play the memory card if all else fails!
     
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    You sure it's not some scam bird from the old Eastern Bloc trying to worm her way into Grumpy Manor to fleece you of your fortune?
     
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    Leave it, Grumps - it'll only end in tears!

    The way I see it, it's likely to be one of three things:

    1) A scam to part Grumpy from his millions;
    2) Someone very needy who you'd forgotten about but for some reason she hsan't forgotten about you (bet she turns out to be a nutjob);
    3) The mother of your unknown child.

    Whatever, I'd leave it if I were you. After all, the last one even took your dog - what's this one going to do?!
     
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    I concur! If you're happy as you are (ie: less grumpy than usual) leave well alone. There'll be a reason why you've forgotten about her.
    When i first read this I immediately thought along the same lines as Egg, spam email phishing for a lonely bloke to fleece rotten.
    Did she name you in this email or did she even recall any memories of you?
    Was the email worded in a way that could be generic to any man?
     
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    i agree with jrk
    run for your life grumps and don't look back:up:
     
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    If she wants to meet up get her to keep the taxi waiting till you have finished its shouldn't take you that long. She should be able to pay for it herself then.:thumb: And be carefully you don't get the :claping::clap2:
     
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    Too late Egg , already been felleced for my fortune except she was from NZ , i know its not a generic scam as my email has a fake name , iv always been paranoid of tinterweb , not heard from her today but its doing my nut in , and as for the rest off you rapscallions , to be honest id rather have a beer and a cig than a woman these days .
     
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    Ahh yeah , hes mine but i knew about him :D:D,, So all good it was i girl i was seeing about 15 years ago , and as Mr Roadkill said she was just having a my marrige suks mid life crisis and found my email while reading an old diary , Phewwwwww all got a bit potentialy jeremy kyle there for a moment , so Grumpy is happily misserable in his cave ,, phew stressfull few days worrying about that one ,, on the bright side iv had stupid amounts of work on so shopping for a nice BSA R10 , i can do that im single and live in a cave :)
     
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    Jackroadkill, your one-stop relationship advisory service... NOT!

    See, stick to air rifles. Much less complicated.
     
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    Nothing to lose! I believe your single? Just email back saying "Oh hello Emma, its been a while, how are you? Then after a few emails etc you'll then start to get little clues from what year in 1970 you met her in and if she still has her own set of teeth! Then as what's been said before, you can either meet her and bash her back doors in or just make your excuses and give her some elses number :D You have nothing to lose, you're single.
     
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    Make like a PCP...... pump it!
     

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