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Rotten afternoon

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by MOO, Sep 13, 2008.

  1. MOO

    MOO Keyboard Hero

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    Have just spent all afternoon scraping paint, filling holes in rotton wood and replacing putty on my windows, if I were to blow on them they would fall out and disintergrate into dust. It's a grotty old job, taken me all afternoon to do half my big bay window. I've finally come in to find no one has started to get tea, they are all looking at me expectantly, I come on here to find Steve has been nicking me high scores on the arcade. Nice !!!!! :(:down:
     
  2. andyhawkx3

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    Isn't life great:D
     
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    Yey great fun :cool::cool::cool:
     
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    My advice, Moo, - bring them all in a plate of sawdust and old putty.
    Instead of a knife and fork, a putty knife and a paint scraper. Then sit back and watch their faces:(:(:(
     
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  5. MOO

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    Ah todays tasks will be, repair broken fence, finish window left over from yesterday and then cook roast tea for the family, I will be glad to go back to work tomorrow for a rest ;)
     
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    Ha ha like it Davy :D:D:D What a good idea,wash it all down with some paint stripper :cool::cool::cool:
     
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    You can't beat it, Steve. My favourite tipple is Nitromors - or if I'm on the hard stuff, wire wool:up:
     
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    Nitromoores is for softies......Jack Daniels or Jim Beam is for the real hard to strip characters.
     
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    i had a wonderful weekend in southampton looking at lovley boats and buying kinky sailing gear:D
    i got a harness;)
    oh and lots of sun too:D
     
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    Should have let me know you, where kinky, and liked wearing baby cloths :shrug:.....we have an harness, our baby hasn't used hers since she was 18 months old:D:rolleyes:
     
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    oh ive got an exiting role for my harnes dont you worry, i doubt you ever want to see your baby in in one:D

    i need a harness so i can sail this thing::D
    [video=youtube;mJzRMQMyjiM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJzRMQMyjiM[/video]

    bigger than the toy i got now:D
     
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    i got a harness;)

    what do you strap on with the harness???????????????
     
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    well a boat, whats else:rolleyes::D
     
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    I'd like to see you in a harness A1 :D:D
     
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    id have got you one but from what steve has told me id need to get XXL:D

    it was steve's idea:eek::D
     
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    Moo....thud, thud, thud.:D
     
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    Cheeky ******* i've lost a stone and a half since the beginning of July :mad:
     
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    Ive had one of them curries too:D:D:D:p
     
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    Lucky you, i've had F*** all for the last 2 months, I'm starving :D
     
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    Chicken and chips,roast dinners,crisps and Revels don't count then.

    Scampi and chips up the White hart,

    More chicken at the Harvester,and what about fish and chips at Reggies,that was less than two months ago.

    Need I go on......... I rest my case :D:D:D
     

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