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Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by Rockabilly, Nov 9, 2008.

  1. Rockabilly

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    :D remember that thread i started about a year ago, when i made part of a story up and the next person had to carry it on?
    well lets have another good laugh eh?:D

    one morning steve, davy, andy and rocka met up in the woods for a good session.....
     
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    of playing with their balls :D
     
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    of string which they were using to...
     
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    Rock was the first to get his weapon out....
     
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    Tie each other up........
     
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    Which made the others laugh loudly
     
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    yes quite a large one too!
    steve got his small tool out and davy
     
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    drank his pear cider and wondered what to do with the empty bottle.......
     
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    Just as rock bends over to do his laces up
     
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    Davy cries "oh no i've run out of vaseline" "it's ok" says Steve "I have plenty". He produces 5 jars from his pocket......................
     
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    Here take these but it looks like we may need more,lets head off to look for more,........ they all run off into the under growth ......
     
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    There they find Andy hiding under a bush with something in his hand...............
     
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    Look what I have found he says...... bet you dont know what it is...
     
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    What have you got there Andy asked Davy?
     
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    The others all look eagerly and are shocked at what they see................
     
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    Oh look its throbbing.it must still be alive....
     
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    Andy hurridly hides it in his trousers and asks the others "what are you doing here?"...........................
     
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    Look, Steve, it's winking said Rocky -
     
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    As he said that it was sick..... then it died...boo hoo
     
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    The others were not quite sure what to do, they wondered if they could revive it..............................
     

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