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Rat 1 Steve 0

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by MOO, Nov 24, 2008.

  1. MOO

    MOO Keyboard Hero

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    Steve saw a rat in his workshop last week, not shot the little blighter yet. He went in this morning to find his ready cups of tomato soup had been knawed and tomato soup powder all over the top of his filing cabinet.

    Rat 1 Steve 0 me thinks

    The challenge continues :D:D
     
  2. a1gunner

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    lol
    steve VS rat this is going to be such a laugh:D
     
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    Its when the rat starts outsmarting him that you worry. :D
    Seriously i'm sure that Steve will manage to shoot the blighter. :up::violent4:
     
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    rather him then me i hate them
     
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    Rat 2 Steve 0 - The tomato soup has been attacked for a second time :D
     
  6. simply james

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    come on stevo get it shot mate
     
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    Come on Steve sort it out, or are you gettin to old mate:D:up:
     
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    When I feel a bit better the rats will get it.It wasn't so long ago I was moaning that I hadn't seen any,looks like the rats are back in town.:eek:
     
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    stop eating the tomato soup thats why you're ill:D:up:
     
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    Never thought of that :D Those little black croutons they put in there are nice though :eek:
     
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    :eek: Rats 2 Steve 0 come on Steve let them have it lol :violent1:
     
  12. i8allthepies

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    Heres some help:up: (sound on)
    [video=youtube;4u9a6l54idU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u9a6l54idU[/video]
     
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    There days are numbered,they know I am feeling under the weather.They will regret scoffing my soup.The next thing they will taste will be the cat food I put down for them.For dessert they will be having some lead.:D
     
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    maybe you should hire a professional;):D:up:
     
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    Dont tell Moo then ;)
     
  16. a1gunner

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    just get moo to do it:D
     
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    your getting too old for shooting now steve your lamps are on there way out.
     
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    I would tell :D.....I have a good idea you put some rat poison in the soup packets leave them where they find them lol .
     
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  19. simply james

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    that will do the trick
     
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    'Seasy sorted,... stick a pic of Moo on the workshop door,........


    {down low, near the floor, in case the rat has bad (old!) eyes!!!}:D:D
     

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