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Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by wizard1963uk, Jun 9, 2014.

  1. wizard1963uk

    wizard1963uk Donator

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    MY OFFICIAL WORLD CUP CONTRACT


    1) from 12th of june-july 14th the tv is mine
    2) when england is playing it's an all day event
    3) walking in front of the tv at any time is strictly forbidden
    4) the replay's of the goal's are VERY important i dont care if i have seen the a 100 time's
    5) the fridge must be stocked up with beer 24/7
    6) if/when england lose DO NOT say it's only a game get over it they will win next time
    7) all love and affection must wait untill half time or the game has finished
    8) any other event's that may accour during the world cup must be discussed & arranged accordingly
    9) do not ask what the off side rule is
    10) if you hear me shout your name be ready to grab me a drink / or a snack or batteries for the remote
     
  2. larryking28

    larryking28 Busy Member

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    We'll be out of it soon enough then you can get back to normal ;)
     
  3. davymole

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    after the first round she can have the tele back,but try a ring for a cuppa bell better than keep calling darling all the time,works for me
     
  4. hawkeye87

    hawkeye87 Engaging Member

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    Hahaha like the don't ask me the off side rule. In all honesty and im going to lose man points. I never really liked football till.i got with my lady 10.years ago. And SHE tought me the offside rule

    Ben
     
  5. Jim of Cov

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    I'll be glad when England are knocked out, then I can enjoy the tournament. I can't enjoy watching England as it just seems to matter too much.
     
  6. neiled

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    Don't worry you won't have to wait too long ;)
     
  7. Chinnymonster81

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    Remind her talking over the commentary is verboten.
     
  8. jolo-bolo

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    Football = 22 overpaid prima-donnas chasing a bag of wind cannot stand the game. I'm going to suffer till England get knocked out.
     
  9. stevemandm

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    ben, man up and delete this post whilst you have some self respect, dignity and honour left !
    1st rule of life ..... beer n footy
    2nd rule of life ..... if you're not familier with rule 1, then blag it !
     
  10. themadspread

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    there are lots of blokes on the forum that are s'it scared of her indoors so its nice to see a few real men that can lay the law down when needed good on you
     
  11. andyz1000

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    Could not agree more
    Wont waste the electricity to watch it
     
  12. surrey shooter

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    Agree. And you won't suffer for long kev.
     
  13. jolo-bolo

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    Glad to see I'm not the only one just drives me wild even the bloody comedy channels are full of it. I'm stuffed if I'm in bed all that will be on the box.
     
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  14. JD

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    Consider yourself lucky your misses don't watch The Big Bang Theory.

    Otherwise the counter proposals could have cost you dearly. ; )
     
  15. SteveO

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    I think the women matches are much more entertaining to watch, a much better standard of playing without all the diving, crying and drama!
     
  16. Honest Bob

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    Football, (YAWN). It's like watching paint dry. A good excuse to go out shooting.
     
  17. mad pasty

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    +1 i agree
     
  18. Honest Bob

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    Then suffer even more, as they play endless clips from 1966, when England got lucky. EARWIGO.:crazy:. You wont have to wait long for England to be knocked out, as they are crap anyway, like you I will be glad when its over, then I can put the TV back on. The only thing entertaining about football, is watching all the idiots shouting at the TV in the local pub, I stand at the back, SMILE, and think N-b H--ds.
     
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  19. secretagentmole

    secretagentmole Low down, dirty and quiet...

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    Congratulations, you have a sensible partner, Darwin will be foiled!
     
  20. Trampilot

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    I am a football fan - Port Vale if you ask but I stopped avidly supporting England about ten years ago. I could see the Premiership was destroying all of domestic football which inevitably has led to the decline of the national team. Think I'm wrong? Look how many games the England players actually play in their careers before selection. Not only have they no experience of international football, but they have no experience of domestic football. Essentially its a reserve team. Where have all the goal keepers gone? In the 1990s England had a long list of potential keepers, now its a West Brom reserve and some bloke in the Championship.

    For me supporting England is accepting that its ok for the Premiership to run football and ruin it. I'll cheer them on but I don't go out of my way to watch them.The World Cup for me is watching teams and players I would never normally see. Especially looking forward to Honduras v Equador!

    At home we've all picked teams to support. I've got Honduras, my wife has the Ivory Coast, one dog supports Bosnia and the other Cameroon.
     

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