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Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by oldbugger, May 16, 2014.

  1. oldbugger

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    went to see an old guy who has a smallholding tonight, he also shifts a bit of baccy, ;)..baring in mind the guy is 76,goin in, i see im measuring up roofing felt, what you doing sez i,...im feltin me coop sez e,...gimme 5, ill get me bins and do it for you, sez me ....alls goin well , then.....whoops,...i goes arse over tit ... thinkin to me sen,...this is gonna hurt ....coops a max of 8 foot high, i could always land on me feet,...pahh yeh right :(....i didnt, split me soddin ead wide open,nearly cut me thumb end off, think i re broke me little finger ,gonna be covered in bruises tomorrow, but hey, i walked away lol.. the poor old lad nearly had a banger when i dropped off the roof,..bless im .ive never had so many injurys from anything so minor....im gettin even older :rolleyes:, and will feel it later on i know i will, worst of all i ripped me favourite teeshirt , and bust me watch :facepalm:
     
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    Well, at least you've got your health eh?

    Lucky to walk away with just the injuries you got there mate.
     
  3. oldbugger

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    good job, im a retired stuntman ehh mate lol
    just glad i didnt let the olderbugger go up an do it, was the moss,lichen, and under tree Censored that made me slip, i knew it was dodgy, but paid no mind to it...lesson learned .....again :rolleyes:
     
  4. Egg

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    Got you a new avatar :D

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    :laff::laff::laff:
    top man ,....but dont make me laugh ...it hurts us
     
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    Not quit as dramatic as yours but, I got a sea bass spine 3\4 up my thumb nail last week!!

    All I wanted to do was hide and bubble like a big wayne,

    Bloody agony!
     
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    anything behind ye nails hurts like a bas,tid , just imagine a x00 hook thru ya lip tho ;)...bet the sea bass had a chuckle :)
     
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    Say again all after tonight! ;)
     
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    It took me ages to read all this Klingon. 'ecky thump!
     
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    its 10 past 7 in the morning if thats any help as you busted your watch lol I hope you feel better soon atb gary.
     
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    Its 7.16 now :D

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    Klingon??? I thought it was Urdu!!!.......................Then I realised it was just bloody Yorky!!!:laff:
     
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    This thread comes with a warning, so where are the pictures ?

    I was hoping for some nice gory ones.

    And btw Oldbugger, its now 9.53am. ; )
     
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    Eh up oldbugger ... glad to hear you survived (so far). I hope your injuries are clean. The last time the fall didn't get me, the infection very nearly did. Keep well.
     
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    b****r me that sounds a nasty fall oldbugger!dont forget the best pain killer is alcohol! Ave a drink n look after yerself mate and stay on terra firma for a bit :) time sponsored by accurist is 20.45 beep beep
     
  17. oldbugger

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    i think this is yours :thefinger2:......
    im a yorkshire bloke, i type as i speak sometimes, if that bothers anyone, take a ticket,and join the dont give a **** queue ;)
     
  18. oldbugger

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    @ mildot, thanks for remindin me mate, i hadnt had a tetanus in last ten years, rung doctors monday n they sent,me airedale, a&e in a queue, waiting patiently,.unlike some i was a non priority as expected, and anyone with, blood pourin out, or limbs pokin out at a jaunty angle, takes precedence, i had some wittering woman and her fat kid who had probably eaten too much pot noodles for his breakfast, complaining in me lughole, of course, i politely said what ive said above about precedence, she nearly fell out of her tracky :eek:
    anyway update is, one tetanus injection later, and a very lucky oldbugger indeed, soft tissue damage to me right shoulder, and an assortment of bruises,...all in all very lucky indeed :D
     

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