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Oh arse. 1,000 posts somehow and giving Censored away seems to be the thing...

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by RagnarHairybreeks, Nov 5, 2017.

  1. RagnarHairybreeks

    RagnarHairybreeks Keyboard Hero

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    OK. Competition closes at midnight on Monday.

    Closest answer to the question will get a good field knife and sheath in the post.

    How much time, from first pick up of a tool, to job done, will it take Xplosiv and myself to carefully take down my kids treehouse ready for relocation starting tomorrow morning.

    It is a substantial building. We will start the stopwatch at (roughly) eight thirty tomorrow and click it when the sections are stacked ready to be re-assembled as a floating building on stilts over the pond.

    Go shooters, you have your mark!

    (**** all busybody harrises and the planning permission ar*sholes)
     
  2. Nubble

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    errr... 5 hours 37 minuites and 18 seconds not including tea breaks! :D
     
  3. Denzle

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    3 hours 17minutes. Wish you all the best .
     
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    nice offer.. 8 hours 49 mins.. good luck :up:
     
  5. bobjen38

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    2h 22mins good luck getting up and down that tree,going to be very wet windy.
     
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    6 hours 18 minutes good luck

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  7. That hurts

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    4.5 hours ... b@stard planners :down:
     
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    rizla1 hi

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    5hrs 5 min
     
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    6 hours and 3 minutes. ******** to the planners
     
  10. pjbingham

    pjbingham Prime Kentish Beef

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    Allowing for head scratching,arse scratching,tea drinking,bacon sarnie eating and kids ‘helping’ my guess will be
    3 hours 57 mins
     
  11. Readie

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    I reckon 3 hours 15 mins and probably 122 expletives

    Any chance of a picture of the current erection ?
     
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    My guess is 4 hours flat.

    Oh crap, I probably can't enter anyway! :D

    Good luck chaps!
     
  13. Readie

    Readie Grumpy Old Fart

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    I'm sure he will be rewarding you handsomely in a full cooked breakfast then beer and chips for lunch...
     
  14. cbrdave

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    6hrs45mins:up:
     
  15. monsta41

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    congratulations on 1000 posts, mrs says i dont need any more knives but i want one lol... ill have a guess at 6 hours 48 minutes
     
  16. Sky

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    Nice idea Raggie - congrats. :)

    I hate NIMBYs. :rant:

    4.52 seems like a good number that works for me. ;)
     
  17. mike-carter

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    So with tea breaks six weeks? Us Brits just luv a cuppa to while away the hours.
     
  18. mike-carter

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    3 hours and 58 minutes. If you are that good that is.
     
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    6 hours 57 mins, and good luck.
     
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