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Not Going To Lie

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by VIKING6661, Jun 10, 2018.

  1. mike-carter

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    So did mine Rich, so I took her to the crematorium. Unfortunately the bar5tard5 let her out.
     
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    there looks no sign of rats -rabbits corvids woodies so get yourself home and enjoy yourself man
     
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    I never got a honeymoon :( couldn't take time off work being self employed - needed the money, after 26 years together I really think we should now.

    Looks great Viking, I could do with a week or two there, or Barbados.
     
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    Mp3 player, novels, internet and multiple all inclusive cocktails are enough to get me through a day of lounging in the caribbean sun.

    My only worry is that after a few drinky poo's I tend to drop off and snore like the archetypal Englishman in his obligatory safari hat and lairy shades.
     
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    Do it bud it’s worth it and do some of the off the complex stuff like yesterday we went swimming with dolphins and fur seals [​IMG][​IMG]

    And on Tuesday we did a tour of the island going to a primary school, visiting a sugar plantation as well a coco and coffee plantation among a few other bits as well
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    There is 8 bars here and all the couples from the uk congregate there around 9pm for a few hours lol


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    Glad to hear you're having a nice time mate. Loving the dolphin pic!!
     
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    That's a bloody seal mate:facepalm:

    Since when did dolphins have whiskers:p:)

    Edit: No, no I beg yer pardon. At first glance I thought it was vikings missus and her sister:D..my bad:rolleyes:
     
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    Above the seal pic lol, dolphin!!:p
     
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    I love the way that the Dolphins are posing in the top picture. It's like they're saying "Ya'right bruv?"

    Although one does have to wonder if the sea creatures are sticking to Viking because he's really Aquaman.
     
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    I won’t be telling her that she will come for your jugular lol


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    Far from Jason mamoa lol
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    Only pumped muscle I have is the heart lol I’m a rather chunky viking lol to much eating rather then sailing and raiding lol


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    "Bruv" lol

    Essex Dolphins Dan lol
     
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