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New Police Equipment.

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by gargloit, Apr 25, 2019.

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  1. gargloit

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    In order to better deal with the increasing number of people who are unable to get through life without taking offence at something at least once a day, police sirens will no longer sound like the usual 'De Da, De Da' but will instead say loudly "There there, There there."
     
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    Flying wombat Once more balance is restored

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    Strange that I've just noticed that our old bill sirens instead of going nee nar nee nar they go pardon i excuse me please :D
     
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    audi swift Man up & pull the bloody trigger.... HFT 101.

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    Don't laugh .... it will happen one day before people start to wake up and realise this world has gone too far the other way and some sort of normality will resume.
     
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    tree huggers and snowflakes ruling the world thank god I,ll be dead in 5 or 10 yrs:D
     
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    Theyre introducing the jazz siren to go along with jazz hands.:facepalm:
     
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    Any ideas on what colour/colours their going to paint police cars, it will probably offend someone whatever.
     
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    this picture says it all car.jpg
     
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    Akita177 Sharpen the pikes

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    I thought they are starting to paint them in rainbow LGBTP.

    Sir do you have a lioscence to watch that porno!
     
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    see my earlier post :up:
     
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    I think he's just been deleted ! :rolleyes: :D We can't have a picture of the POTUS on here now can we ? :rofl:
     
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    Maybe they need a new uniform too.......

    [​IMG]

    Or maybe this one...

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    TrickyDicky Life in the slow lane

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    Nooooooooooo!
     
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    My post was deleted but i cant remember what i wrote:D lack of food or just thick:thumb:

    20190425_134742.jpg
     
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    Mine too...I think we replied to an idiot and got swept away in the tidy up...:up:
     
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    My last post on this thread has been reposted in the Adult section where I agree it belonged. Just in case anyone remains interested.
     
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