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Need a plink poem

Discussion in 'Get it off your chest' started by Meteor62, Feb 27, 2014.

  1. Meteor62

    Meteor62 Major Poster

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    Got up this morning and realised my gun was cocked. It felt so good running my hand over my stock.

    It wasn't long before I needed a good hard plink. I imagined images of daystates and BSA's silenced with decimators and one a twink.

    It wasn't long before I was spraying lead out of my Brocock. Feeling satisfied I wiped it down with an old sock.
     
  2. Stevie Darling

    Stevie Darling Sexual tyrannosaurus

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    Woke up this morning to the thought of plinking, the wife boring me with her snoring.

    Filled up with air, and ready to rock, with one final rub of the stock,

    went to to the shed and filled it with lead, but it wasn't to be as I could see,

    my grouping was bloody stinking:)
     
  3. Grumpyoldman

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    Grumps wanted to shoot a tin can . So grumps shot a tin can
     
  4. Happy Hippo

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    Twink is a gay slang term describing a young or young-looking man with a slender, ectomorph build, little or no body hair, and no facial hair.

    Whatever floats your boat!

    Regards

    Richard
     
  5. Trampilot

    Trampilot Keyboard Hero

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    Standing in my garden looking at the wall
    There's something missing I said to myself
    For a long time I wondered what for.

    And after some time had passed the clock
    An inckling, a feeling, perhaps something good
    Hit me full in the face with force of a Glock.

    For years I'd been missing something in my life
    That despite other hobbies and lesser distractions
    Nothing could replace, not even my wife.

    What I need to do is to start to plink.
    Something simple and involving
    To calm and relax me and add clarity when I think.

    Now two years on I've got an arsenal of three
    A trio of Germanic excellence
    Tuned, fashioned and exact. Nothing like me.

    I even built my own target, all metal, wood and screw
    It isn't much to look at that I assure
    But it stops all my neighbours wanting to sue.

    Now each weekend I aspire to have a plink
    Regardless of the weather I really don't care
    For a man without a shoot will only sink.
     
    Last edited: Feb 28, 2014
  6. essex sniper

    essex sniper Banned

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    May I ask why
     
  7. Meteor62

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    Well I guess you would only know that if you were in the club but hey it's a liberal world we live in now wink wink to the twink twink. I only know it as a name of a silencer :)
     
  8. Happy Hippo

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    I didn't even know that a Twink was a brand of moderator. So..............

    Sadly in this case, Google was not my friend! :eek:

    However, contrary to what you state above, you now know it has another meaning.

    Next time somebody says they use a twink, I'm just going to smile.:D

    Regards

    Richard
     
  9. Trampilot

    Trampilot Keyboard Hero

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    Can a twink twerk, tweet and wink at the same time?
     
  10. SteveO

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    You guys need to get out more.....
     
  11. Jackroadkill

    Jackroadkill Donator

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    Maybe our very own Haiku expert can help.
     
  12. essex sniper

    essex sniper Banned

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    I still need to no why
     
  13. essex sniper

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    I can give you a number of reasons why not lol
     
  14. mildot

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    all in the moment - a pellet riding the breath - of an exhale - squeeze
     
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    in the scope cross-hairs - dance silently with the target - pulse! where once it was
     
  16. Mart61

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    There was a young girl from Nantucket...
     
  17. mikigough

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    who used to plink at a bucket.
     
  18. Mart61

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    When the target she missed,
     
  19. Egg

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    Dulux tin downrange.

    Groups like blossom in the wind.

    B2 in the bin.
     
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    A poem even Alan Ginsberg would have been proud of! ......Short, sweet, totally meaningless ,I loved it. Well done.
    Dag
     

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