1. The Forum Rules have undergone some minor changes and updates.  Please take the time to read them; it will only take a couple of minutes of your time. By doing so, you lessen the chance of incurring the wrath of the moderation team or making yourself look foolish to other members.

    90% of users posting adverts in the Sales forums need to be reminded to read the rules as their posts are wrong.  This is unnecessarily time-consuming and will no longer happen - if your advert doesn't follow the Sales Rules it will be deleted and you'll have to start all over again.

    To close this box once you've read it (and the Rules), click on the X in the top right-hand corner.

    Thank you.

    AGF Staff



    Dismiss Notice
  2. A reminder of one of the Forum Rules:

    'Behaviour

    Do not make inappropriate or offensive posts - including threats, harassment, swearing, prejudice, defamation, deliberate insults or name-calling, other negative remarks about this forum, its moderators and administrators or your fellow members. Even if this is just your own personal opinion, RESPECT YOUR FELLOW MEMBERS.'

    There have been changes made to our censoring software in an attempt to help with this growing problem.

    Click the X in the top-right-hand corner to dismiss this notice.
    Dismiss Notice
  3. Dear members,

    Our membership (like our country) consists of people from all walks of life; different in far more ways than can be listed here and each with a different view based on their experience of life - regardless of their colour, religion or cultural heritage. Every single person in the UK has been born of mixed race – we are a multi-coloured and multi-cultural country.

    As many of you are aware there are a handful of individuals amongst this membership that persist in making provocative, inflammatory, racist and otherwise offensive comments. This has been happening across the forum to a certain degree but is most especially prevalent in the Adult section.

    The moderation team has tried to stay on top of this, however unfortunately because of the ‘offensive’ nature of much of its content we don’t monitor the Adult section quite as much as perhaps we should. As a result much of this behaviour has gone unnoticed unless it has been reported to us. While the team always intended to take a "light touch" approach to the Adult section it would seem that some people aren’t quite adult enough to be left unmonitored after all.

    This behaviour is, and always has been against Forum Rules as well as the specific stipulations of the Adults forum and it will no longer be tolerated. We feel it's time to draw a line in the sand and as such from this point onward offenders will receive an immediate and permanent ban from the forum.

    In order for us to achieve our goal of restoring the forum to the friendly and tolerant place it once was, we ask that ALL members be mindful of the content they post and help us to stop unacceptable behaviour by using the 'Report' tool at the bottom of any offending post - the results of which can be seen only by Admin/Moderators.

    You should all receive a copy of this message by PM. 

    To close this message box, click on the 'X' in the top-right-hand corner.

    Dismiss Notice
  4. Hotmail block emails from us entering your inbox. Unless you can setup a safe sender you will not get activation emails from the forum. Please use an alternative provider or complain to Hotmail.
    Hotmail addresses include.

    @Hotmail.co.uk @Hotmail.com @outlook.com @Live.com
    Dismiss Notice
  5. Postings on Politics, Religion & Controversial Off-Topic Material

    The majority of users do not want to read about these subjects and people have left the forum as a result of it – this is after all an 'Airgun' Forum. It’s all very well to say they don’t have to read it if they don't want to, but as most of us use the ‘New Posts’ button there is no easy way to avoid it.

    All AGF staff members are in favour of people being able to discuss what they want, but we have to draw the line somewhere if it is upsetting other users. We don’t want to read about these topics either.

    IMPORTANT- The discussion of politics and religion is no longer allowed anywhere on the forum (including the Adult section).  The only exception is if it's airgun related - they must be put in the Airgun Related Politics section..

    We will not tolerate bullying or personal attacks, racism or any other offensive 'isms'. we will remove these topics from the forum, we will not give you an area where you can abuse each other. We will not hesitate to ban offenders.

    To clear this text box, click on the 'X' in the top right-hand corner.

    Dismiss Notice

my lucky day, almost

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by a1gunner, Jun 30, 2008.

  1. a1gunner

    a1gunner Pro Poster

    Messages:
    6,308
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Cardigan
    ive been away this weekend and now im back (tough s***t):D

    been in the welsh schools champinship:)

    anyway, its a 2 day event and the first day went really well but its the second day I intend to waffle on about.
    (keep reading it gets jucy towards the end...moo might like it)

    anyway, woke up and it was early so usuall "teen attitude" head down hands in pocket and i looked into the gutter and saw £5:D

    well i sudenly woke up and nabed it:D

    i thought, maby this is my lucky day.

    so off we go 2nd day sailing. my gear still wet from yesterday.
    (salty, musty, sandy and damp rubber is not fun to wear)
    anyway, lots of wind and big waves:D
    the spray itself soaked us let alone the falling in:D

    it was verry fun, lots of speed and coming on to a plane felt awsome:)
    during the race we have a piece of rope that holds the kicking strap (or vang) in place and it snapped!!!

    in this much wind thats the end of the race however it snaped in such a way that the knot jammed in the eye on the mast so it stuck there.
    the odds of that are 100/1!!!

    i had time to re tie the snapped ends together:D

    now the boat capsised and i fell in the water, and the boat was coming on top of me but i was stuck in the ropes.

    now most people panic at this point but i thought
    "i wonder if theres an air pocket"
    and in slow mo, the boat came plonk on top of me, there was a 3-5" air gap and my nose and mouth were just in side it.
    "so there is an air gap" i thought, anyway i was untying myself and of course everyones panicking thinking im drowning.
    so here i come and break the surface with a big grin:D

    so we jump back on and continue:D

    out of the welsh school championship we came 4th.:)

    (yes here comes the jucy bit stop being impatient):rolleyes:
    me saw the lady i like sorting her boat
    now i thought maby i should go for it on my lucky day.

    so i hatched a plan, i would go up and talk about something then ask her to think about going out with me.
    that way i can ask then run away and leave it to her, clevar.

    now something relevant to talk about first.

    now a few of the brothers friends had buried him under sanf up to his chin. (welsh kids in wales are all random) anyway, he had escaped.

    i decided thats what id use as the ice breaker.
    so i walked over and told her about her brother making it out of the sand and then i was going for it, only luck ran out, her comes my little brother running at me calling my name.

    nooooo:mad:

    there went my chance, and im quite sure i was going to do it this time too:(

    anyway i was draged away by him.

    and then she left before i had a second chance:(
    b****r.
     
  2. steve410

    steve410 Big Poster

    Messages:
    3,720
    Likes Received:
    7
    Location:
    Colchester.Essex.
    She didn't know what she was missing A1...... you do look a hunk with that beard you know....:cool::cool::cool:

    [​IMG]
     
  3. a1gunner

    a1gunner Pro Poster

    Messages:
    6,308
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Cardigan
    im not that fat:D
     
  4. Nicksi

    Nicksi Engaging Member

    Messages:
    220
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Otterburn - Please Talk Slowly
    Chasing girls wouldn't be fun if it was easy A1 - tough luck though - is she foxy then?
     
  5. EX Mod Cog

    EX Mod Cog Keyboard Hero

    Messages:
    2,751
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Oxfordshire
    That would've been a good job too :(
     
  6. Rockabilly

    Rockabilly Big Poster

    Messages:
    3,036
    Likes Received:
    1
    Location:
    northeast gods country.
    you havent got it in you, you would"nt have a clue how to chat a bird up
    you could"nt turn a tap on!
     
  7. a1gunner

    a1gunner Pro Poster

    Messages:
    6,308
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Cardigan
    that would explain why i havent ever had a bath:D
     
  8. a1gunner

    a1gunner Pro Poster

    Messages:
    6,308
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Cardigan

    how do you mean coggo.

    (yes nicksy);)
     

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice