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Mother-In-Law...Almost A Week Of Torture!

Discussion in 'Get it off your chest' started by Elk hunter, Oct 25, 2015.

  1. jolo-bolo

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    She lives in Droitwitch mate
     
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    I have to admit it didn't look to bad wife was only child and born by c section so it wasn't ripped up.
     
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    When mine rings to say she's coming I say make sure you put your broomstick on the drive, to be honest I have a soft spot for her, a bog in the bottom field.
     
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    I allways keep her picture on the fireplace its a good way of keeping the kids away from the fire.the first time I saw her was over the kitchen table and she was hiding behind a pile of crumpets but when I put my specs on on it was her 6 chins
     
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    Wish my inlaws were half as good as the ones on here - even the joke ones. I nursed my wife through cancer and all I got from the FIL was him calling me a "Gold digging *******" . I wouldn't have minded but they aren't rich. He never apologised and I think the MIL (who is bullied by the FIL) spoke to him about it. Since then he's been better behaved but I think knows he doesn't have any more chances. All of his kids don't like him and only hang around for the MIL.

    He's so well like the father of two of his grand children is spending Christmas Day working rather than being in the same room as him.
     
  6. jolo-bolo

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    Trampilot I assure you my Mother in Law is no JOKE. She is Wierd for the last 15 years for Christmas and my birthday I have received a book mark. The wife has received the same and a book . But Harry she is available I could put in a good word for you and I can confirm she looks good in black lace underwear and her Jack and Danny is nicely trimmed.
     
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    Stop it now, I can't stop laughing..:D
    This thread has had me in stitches....'Jack & Danny' Lol (nice to see rhyming slang alive and well).

    Excellent :cool:
     
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    I think "Droitwich" put me off! :facepalm:
     
  9. Trampilot

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    Trying to think if that's rhyming slang as well? :)
     
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    a week in the company with my mother-in-law would be more i could handle i'm ready for blowing a fuse after a couple of hours , i think this time of year is her favourite time because she fits right in place on the night of the 31st
     
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    Great thread, keep them coming .....
     
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    My Mother in Laws cooking is so heavy we're the only people in the street whose oven has bow legs! :D
     
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    It's ok Harry she's from Bromsgrove
     
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    my wife goes to see her mum soon for 2 weeks in november in south africa but i`ll be staying home :) she goes every other year normally i went last in 2006 and haven`t been since :D
     

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