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Mikey's Been Out Again.

Discussion in 'Hunting' started by mike-carter, Feb 11, 2019.

  1. mike-carter

    mike-carter Very Active

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    What a bloody day, woke up at 04:00 and decided, off the cuff, what? pyjamas are not worn, to avail myself the pleasure of a trip out with my gun. At 05:50 I'd finished breakfast then it all went pear shaped. Planned to leave at 06:00 but forgot to fix some coffee, done that and put the shooting gear in the car, oh b****r, I forgot the magazines, back into Duck House again, then noticed thick ice on the windshield, back in to get the de=icer. Driving through Otley (West Yorkshire) it was evident I was late, the sky was breaking quite rapidly. Well I got there at 07:45, bright sky and cussing at being late. Then realised I left my coffee at home, more cussing.
    I'd been seated for five minutes and b****r me a pigeon came in but hid himself behind a limb of a tree, yes, more cussing/ However, he did draw a few others in and a good aim in the Bird's Nest (chest) saw him fall to planet earth, my anger subsided. No other pigeons obliged so at 09:10 I headed for home.
    A smug grin on my boat race. This is the first time I've been shooting since the last time I went???:D:D:D
     

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    Marky-Boy Just The Two

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    That was a quick visit but sounds like you eventually enjoyed yourself
    When we getting a pic
     
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    mike-carter Very Active

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    Sure did:up:, all good after a lousy start.
     
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    We all have 'em Mikey, but the trick is to make the best out of a cr@p situation anyway :up:
     
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    oedbachgen Major Poster

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    So you enjoyed your first time you've been shooting since the last time you went ???:confused::D. 1st thing you must do is write a list of what you need to take, and make sure you are in it Mike;). Glad your out for a ball and chalk with the gun, and your enjoying:thumb:
     
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  6. PumpnGun

    PumpnGun Donator

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    Now Mikey, you know your not supposed to be out on your own, I bet that's Camp Coffee an all :D

    Ray
     
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    And the boy did enjoy himself. A man, a serious man mind just loves a bit of breast. Without the "lingerie".
    Err, what the Donald Duck makes you think I can write???? I've often been accused of being illegitimate, I fink.
    :oops:

    Camp coffee? well obviously Ray, I'm a camp person.:D
    As for being out on my own I got a special dispensation from those in the white coats. Safely back inside now being force fed and being forced into imbibement, luvverly.
     
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    Added a picture now, stupid Microsoft updated my pc and wouldn't allow me to upload it earlier. Bar Stewards.
     
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    Don't let em grind you down Mikey or work yourself in to a froth, come on ole bean :D

    Ray
     
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    GLB Engaging Member

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    Good shooting Mike....at least you didn't do what I did first went over a big bump on a grass verge in the car and ripped half my bumper off ! then couldn't find the key to the lock of the perm so climbed over fence slipped and fell on my arse !
     
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  11. PumpnGun

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    That looks like a nice Stock on your rifle Mikey :cool:

    Ray
     
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    Sh?t, got rid of the ball & chain, no more grinding :)D) I'm a good celibate boy now:D:D:D
    Just asked for a bed bath, I got a thick ear instead. Life is so bloody unfair.
     
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    Well done Mike
     
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    Sorry for liking GLB, makes me feel kinda bad, you've had a bad day. Hope things get better for ya.:up:
     
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    I think whilst on your "sabbatical" Ray you may have missed my post. I gave it a good going over with Walnut Oil from Morrisons, gave it a good rub mate, the stock that is:D. Came up a treat, the stock that is:D
     
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    Thanks Carl. May get out again if I can summon some energy and all that.
     
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    Yeah I must've missed that Mikey, you've made a good job of it :thumb:

    Ray
     
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    Thanks Ray, it was a member on here that said my stock looked dry when I posted I'd bought a new 'un so I gave it some.
     
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    mikeyhall1 2018 Forum Nice Guy

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    One it is then Mikey, we’ll done - even through all the adversity
     
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    Just nice to be out :thumb:
     
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