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Might need to make a fake web site..............

Discussion in 'Anything Airgun Related' started by Beachcomber, Feb 5, 2014.

  1. Beachcomber

    Beachcomber Donator

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    ............posing as a shop selling rifles & accessories with artificially low, low prices listed.


    Then I can show the Mrs that I'm not really spending that much! :p

    Less than a month into the sport and I've just picked up my 3rd rifle - got the bug bad fellas, got it bad.
     
  2. jolo-bolo

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    Get a solicitor and leave a letter with him only to be opened on your demise saying don't let my wife sell my guns for what I told her they cost. And then you will have covered yourself you can include a list of the real cost and £50 for a bunch of flowers that should sort it.
     
  3. Stevie Darling

    Stevie Darling Sexual tyrannosaurus

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    The bugs hard to shake mate:)
     
  4. essex sniper

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    You could make a website or you could just man up and dont worry what she says lol atb
     
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    Good man lol
     
  6. Squats

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    I1ve taken Mrs Squats to the gunshop a few times. She`s still puzzled as to why nothing has a price tag on it. I haven`t the heart to explain...
    (I was in a local model shop recently, where someone had spent a lot on a radio controlled plane. The owner gave him his receipt, then asked him how much he wanted the the one the bloke would show his mrs to be made out for!)
     
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  7. edtwozeronine

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    I take it she doesn't read the bank statements online then.
     
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    my mrs things my brand new Brocock is my old BSA spitfire, and the spitfire is the rifle my pal gave me , good job she doesn't go on the computer. :-b
     
  9. Beachcomber

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    ........but then she'll want to spend an equal amount of Roller Derby kit!
     
  10. Clubshot

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    You are writing that the Mrs would not Google for better Results

    Better get them involved -

    Aware of many that have brought Mrs along to Club in the past for the Mrs to Stay and beat the men at their own game ;)

    BOB/R
     
  11. critter

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    Just find the receipts for her bags snd shoes as back up.
     
  12. surrey shooter

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    Don't have that problem if I want to buy something I will, and if me julie or our children want something I will get it for them.

    Come on get some nuts... get a snickers lol.
    Atb
     
  13. essex sniper

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    Well get it for her . What you being tight and selfish for lol
     

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