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Middle age spread ...

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by Farty, Oct 31, 2017.

  1. Farty

    Farty Totty GURU

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    I'm on holiday in the Yorkshire dales, in a cottage that I've rented for a week,
    nicely out of the shower, in the shower room there's a full length mirror :eek: why
    the bloody hell is that in there???? Anyway, I was stood there dripping wet
    through bollockod and wondered where has that middle age spread come from!!!!!

    I was quite pleased with everything else though:D:D
     
  2. Eds81

    Eds81 Busy Member

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    Get running mate it will soon go. I can't bare middle age spread I hate it.
     
  3. Readie

    Readie Grumpy Old Fart

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    It's only a guess but maybe from food and drink and not exercising like we did as Young blokes.
    Maybe wrong....
     
  4. rascaltrousers

    rascaltrousers Busy Member

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    The "Middle age spread fairy" did it mate. The little ******* sneaks in your room at night when you are asleep and piles it around your middle. You could set up a trail cam to photograph him but unfortunately he's too fast to catch to get him to take it away again. :D
     
  5. Scott

    Scott Moderated user

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    Nope,,, I cannot lie about this, :redface:
    Im a greedy lazy badstart and I honestly feel that its much more fun putting it on... than it is fighting to try and get it back off :D :up:
     
  6. oedbachgen

    oedbachgen Top Poster

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    I bet it was the first time you seen the little guy, in a long long time;)
     
  7. norman

    norman Donator

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    Have a nice break Farty...I was up there a few weeks ago...if you go to the Wensleydale cheese factory at Hawes you can legitimately eat as much cheese as you want on the pretext you might buy some..:up:

    I also had a few pints of Theastons old peculiar...wish they had it around here on tap...I've got one of those trick mirror's...take no notice..:facepalm:
     
  8. Shoto1

    Shoto1 Donator

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    Wot -no pants :p
     
  9. Stevie Darling

    Stevie Darling Sexual tyrannosaurus

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    with his middle age spread,

    they are getting a bit nippet:)

    View attachment 168789
     
  10. jesim1

    jesim1 Kit bitch to the Stars

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    AAAAHHHHHHH>>>>>>>>......................Myyy Eyyeeessssss :D

    James
     
  11. mike-carter

    mike-carter Major Poster

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    I got my "middle age spread" about a week after I got married, like most real blokes.
    Farty, don't look in the mirror then it ain't there, is it?
     
  12. Eds81

    Eds81 Busy Member

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    Who the hell is that... needs to be parental warning!!!!
     
  13. cbrdave

    cbrdave Nuts

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    Creeps up on ya mate, I work damn hard all day long in a physical job, don't drink much alcohol, wife does decent balanced meals but likes to feed,
    Every now and then I see myself and think what happened to the bodybuilder from my 20's.
    Most men are a size 34 -38 waist so i don't worry too much.
    We are only heading one way in life so enjoy it while ya here.
     
  14. Sky

    Sky Top Poster

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    Take the weight off if it bothers you; sit down and then it will sit on your lap - problem solved. ;)
     
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    MancTony Busy Member

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    You could always look in the mirror and admire what is essentially a good investment in good food and a few scoops.
     

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