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Little Girl On A Plane

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by Tadpole, Mar 6, 2014.

  1. Tadpole

    Tadpole Super Moderator Staff Member Mod/Admin

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    A government minister was seated next to a little girl on an aeroplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

    "Oh, I don't know," said the politician. "How about global warming, fast broadband or the Refugee situation?" he said, smiling smugly.

    "Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first.

    A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

    The minister, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, with typical Labour/Lib Dem wisdom, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

    To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss refugees, computers, or climate change, when you don't know **** ?"

    Then she went back to reading her book
     
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    Not bad for a Thursday
     
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    :p:p Very good
     
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    Like it Tadpole Like it.
     
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    :D:D Although I'm sure he was a Tory.
     
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    Cant be a Tory they talk s....t all the time :rolleyes:
     
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    Old ones are the best :D
     
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    Lol.
     
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    Love it, still grinning.
    Thanks brightened my day.
     

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