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Limerick for a quad biking rabbit

Discussion in 'Hunting' started by tinmanofkent, Aug 27, 2014.

  1. tinmanofkent

    tinmanofkent Tiger King

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    There was a bad bunny from Kent
    Who crushed other conies with intent
    On his quad bike he flew
    As safely he knew
    Our bullets were randomly sent.

    So my old chum Adam (Baldrick on the forum) is visiting from Canada at the moment. We had planned to take the boat out sea fishing yesterday but heavy rain and wind prevented that. Instead we decided to take the NV and air rifle out on the rabbits in the evening.

    We set out and quickly zeroed the NV at 30 yards on paper before heading to the nearest KFC to pick up a ten piece chicken bucket with 4 chips, corn, beans and Pepsi Max - Live like a king!

    As it was still raining when we arrived at the rabbits we sat in the barn on a couple of broken chairs and had dinner. Adam was suffering from a cat allergy from the previous evening that had now developed into a full blown cold. Despite his best efforts he was noisy when he ate although I have never known anyone blow his nose as quietly as Adam, that was impressive!

    We could see the rabbits beginning to venture out as darkness fell and began our stalking. It wasn't the most productive evening but we had a good time, a good laugh and it was just good to see Adam again.
     
  2. Elk hunter

    Elk hunter Keyboard Hero

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    James!
    I love your sence of humour. I always amazes me how some people can get animals to do the funniest things.

    Andrew.
     
  3. tinmanofkent

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    Sadly I had to shoot him to get him to sit still on the quad. He went from a rabbit to a model to a meal to a pelt all in the space of one evening. Rabbit certainly is versatile.
     
  4. Andy Wales

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    A lot of us here have a habit,
    We can't stop shooting the rabbits,
    It's really such fun,
    When out with one's gun,
    [FONT=&quot]And there's one over there on a palette!

    :p
    [/FONT]
     
  5. tinmanofkent

    tinmanofkent Tiger King

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    Nice one HatsanMan!

    Love it!!!!!

    That is funny!
     
  6. Andy Wales

    Andy Wales Donator

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    Lol, don't encourage me, I love limericks! LAST ONE :p
    -------------------------------------------------------------

    When I first started shooting the farm,

    I was lucky to hit a large barn,


    The farmer said Censored,


    You're a bit of a twit,

    [FONT=&quot]
    But now I shoot like a charm :D

    Andy ;)
    [/FONT]
     
  7. tinmanofkent

    tinmanofkent Tiger King

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    Brilliant!

    Keep 'em coming! I have a couple I'm saving for when I get an appropriate picture to go with them.
     
  8. Jackroadkill

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    Yer all stark raving bloody bonkers.

    But I like you.
     
  9. Evolve82

    Evolve82 Big Poster

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    X2! lol
     
  10. Andy Wales

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    I didn't have clamps for my scope,
    So I tied 'em up with some rope,
    The zero was out,
    And I couldn't hit nowt,
    [FONT=&quot]So I just pulled the trigger and hoped



    I'll get my coat :p

    Actually, I'm off to bed

    Andy :)
    [/FONT]
     
  11. engraver

    engraver Keyboard Hero

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    Last night was foggy
    The fields remain boggy
    From the rains nights ago
    The shooting was slow
    When out from the fog appeared a vision
    sillouette resembling a honda vision
    The light so bright it gave quite a fright
    Could that be the man from kent and another bike Andrew lent.
    The rabbits ran fast the light followed steadfast.
    Then an almighty bang ran through the still night.
    Along a voice sreaming "sh**e!"
    I approached scene with caution in fear I knelt
    Only trace to be found was a wad of dried pelts......

    That was terrible sorry right me going to bed:)
     
    Last edited: Aug 28, 2014

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