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Just told her straight...I am buying one

Discussion in 'Get it off your chest' started by reaper6, Mar 9, 2014.

  1. reaper6

    reaper6 Banned

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    Strapped on the olde flack jacket and donned the tin helmet and told Mrs reaper straight:eek:...."when the new Fwb comes out i will be buying one".... http://www.network54.com/Forum/79537...barrel+sporter!! ......."why not" she says "treat yourself".......honesty always pays:D
     
  2. JD

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    That was all to easy, there will be a backlash,

    sounds like she's already had plans afoot for a situation like this,

    be aware this could cost more than you think. lol
     
  3. stevemandm

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    i'm with jd on this reaper - the fairer sex dont agree that easy ..... be afraid .... be very afraid !
     
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    Watch your back Reaps there will be repercussions.!!! Atb Paul.
     
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    And as Ol Grumpy leans back on the wall of the cave and pours a glass of red after deciding to renew his FAC and get a new rifle , Grumps almost smiles :eek: Grumpy just never understood the need for human companionship pair bonding or pro creating , far to many un pleasant consequences . enjoy your new rifle :up: like marrige and kids , going to end u costing you a fortune :D
     
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    Get away ..someone to have your tea on the table as you walk in ...iron your shirts wash your dirty pants and socks someone to chat about a good or bad day to ...........................................:coffee:
     
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    Fancy a trade ? ( mrs that is ! ) :)
     
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    from your picture of rooster cogburn its obvious like myself your old school.i feel sorry the new breed of young men giant thumb prints on the top of there heads and no backbone.now all you young lads take note how he just told what was happening end of now grow a set and take the old mans lead
     
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    Mine still doesn't believe I have any lol
     
  10. reaper6

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    HMMMMMMMMMMM whats yours like
     
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    mine at the moment has a real bad throat at the moment and cant talk took me 2 days to find out . i was really worried though i thought id gone deaf
     
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    If I give you her number will you call my wife and tell her; she wouldn't believe me.
     
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    Thought I'd inadvertently signed up to an entirely different site for a second then :)
     
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    Grumps gets home , throws cam jacket on grabs rifle heads out into the woods and hills hunting . comes home eats supper in peace and quiet , pack lunch box for work , chat to you lot about good days and bad , laundry day is Saturday i can cook clean sow iron launder all on my own. Grumps just likes having my life all to myself selfish maybe but im not hurting anyone :up: ahhh my funny quiet little world . Hey i like it here
     
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    believe what
     
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    :) pleased your happy
     
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    I would start saving the money, she has her eye on something expensive.
    Rule 1: If it's got tyres, t*ts or a trigger sooner or later it's going to cost you money.
    :p
     
  18. Barcelona68

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    As others have said, that was far too easy...


    My synopsis is that she's having a torrid affair and feels guilty..
     
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    nice one there mate,my wife just lets me get on with my shooting,we both work full time,whatever she earns she keeps and the same for me,as long as the bills are paid and theres food on the table,the rest of the money is are own,she buys what she wants and the same for me,so its all good,i just bought a NS50 the other day,told her straight how much it was,she even came to the shooting show a few years ago,and was even there and help me pick my air ranger.
     
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    It easier to seek forgiveness than get permission, so buy what thy will and ask for forgiveness later.;) I must admit my wife just says "just buy it" saying that, she has the same attitude, its no wonder we are skint :eek:
     

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