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Job title?

Discussion in 'Anything Airgun Related' started by Tinbum, Sep 3, 2014.

  1. Tinbum

    Tinbum Delusions of adequacy

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    Its car insurance renewal time, and they want my job title!
    I make bits for airguns, experimenting with new designs that sometimes work. I'm reluctant to put "Weapons Research Technician" as I don't want a visit from some secret government department, but I feel that "Monkey with a lathe" is underselling it somewhat!

    Just for fun, any ideas of what I could put?:cool:
     
  2. Strathrpc

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    'Pole' dancer in men's nightclub??

    or maybe "Pressure Systems Research Technician"?
     
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    noise prohibiter office
     
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    designer or Lollypop man :D
     
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    Pneumatic research and testing PRAT for short. :)
     
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    Stevie Darling Sexual tyrannosaurus

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    Bra fitter:)
     
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    delrin diva
     
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    Crash test dummy :D
     
  9. Tinbum

    Tinbum Delusions of adequacy

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    :D Some good ones there. I'm particularly liking "Delrin Diva!" Do you think there's time to get t-shirts printed before the weekend Chris? :D
     
  10. Chris.allum

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    i could bodge something up with a plain white T and a sharpie ??
     
  11. Tinbum

    Tinbum Delusions of adequacy

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    Errr, you're alright.......:p

    (All the bigger boys would laugh at me!):D
     
  12. ratman60

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    as long as they dont scam you for a business insurance i would just put an ENTREPRENEUR
     
  13. Chris.allum

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    . ........ what a blooming diva !
     
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    Engineering plastics machinist

    Engineering plastics components manufacturer

    Legal, decent, truthful. Boring! But unlikely to increase your premium.

    Chris wins hands down I think
     
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    chicken chaser, its a real job title:eek:

    unless they miss printed and its chicken choker?
     
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    How about 'Product research and development engineer' ?
     
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    Is this your full time occupation.. and do you run it as a proper business? If so the boring answers could be...

    Managing Director
    Chief Executive
    President (bit too American for my liking)
    Chairman
    Sole Trader
    Lord of all he purveys
    Chief laky
     
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    kermitboy1 Banned BANNED

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    Company Director.

    T.
     

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