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Discussion in 'Anything Airgun Related' started by dudleyboy, Sep 12, 2019.

  1. Paul G W

    Paul G W Engaging Member

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    When you die, your wife will sell your guns.
    For what you told her, they cost to buy! :(
     
  2. TR158

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    Nope. Insist in your burial or cremation instructions that they are buried or roasted with you

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  3. squib

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    I told my missus that when I die, not to let some ar5ehole have my guns, tools, or fishing gear.

    She said “ what makes you think
    I’d marry another ar5ehole ? “
     
  4. themadspread

    themadspread Donator

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    they hate to see you with a smile on ya face.why do you think she makes you turn the light off before you give her one
     
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  5. mikeyhall1

    mikeyhall1 2018 Forum Nice Guy - Pepe Le Pew

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    I would’ve waved the wife down the road enroute to her new home!

    Get In that wardrobe and turf out all the shoes, bags and dresses and say she can only have one of each!!
     
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  6. SeanE

    SeanE Insert whitty comment here.

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    Said this many a time on here. Find a good rifle slip then buy a few of them. All exactly the same. Stash them all over. Back of your wardrobe is a good one. Then casually walk out with them when your off to the range. Your welcome :thumb:
     
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  7. Grey Man

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    I believe that it is still legal to sell wives in some parts of England.
     
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  8. Grey Man

    Grey Man Engaging Member

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    That won't save you from THE ONE PHONE CALL.
     
  9. pjgtech

    pjgtech Erm, what? who? when?where? why?

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    gutted for u mate I would hate to lose my 97.
    Luckily my better half is very easy going about all my hobbies.
     
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  10. Lev Levvin

    Lev Levvin Very Active

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    I’m super-lucky

    My FANTASTIC wife Zoë is the ‘breadwinner’ in our home, we live on her Police and Royal Navy / War pensions... and do rather well.

    I only get carers allowance and my PIP money in my name

    Zoë literally asks me if there’s anything I’d like to buy for my shooting or motorbike hobbies...

    And happily pays for it...

    She says I’ve dedicated my life to her and caring for her ( advanced MS) and buying me stuff makes her happy

    Bless her
     
  11. TR158

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    I don't really understand this? We're not in a civil relationship. She doesn't contribute to the property in anyway. I own it solely. We have no children together. We don't share a bank account. We're financially independent. She has zero claim.

    LOL sorry chaps, a bit off topic

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  12. Lev Levvin

    Lev Levvin Very Active

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    im pretty sure if she lives in your house and is on the electoral roll then she has 50% claim on your house mate....

    The way the law sees it is she is entitled to half the property value because she has contributed her time and effort into keeping a HOME

    The fact she may not have paid any actual money is irrelevant

    She can argue that while helping to keep this home she didn’t contribute to a home of her own

    That’s what happened to me with my ex and she walked away with 50% of my house in 2002
     
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  13. StellaArtois Sr

    StellaArtois Sr Springer Whore

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    Personally I think I would have told her that there is no way I am selling it. (in words not to dissimilar to those).
    I would then remind her of how many pairs of shoes she has and handbags. I would also question why I should get rid of it.
    Why does she need to get so involved. How or what are we going to save by getting rid of it, apart from making me bleedin' miserable
    I am lucky to have a Wife that doesn't care how many I have and as long as I am enjoying and using them, then she is not bothered.
    If my Wife changes her tune then, I think the outcome will be clear, she knows where the front door is.:D
    Ade :thumb:
     
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  14. 2506sendero

    2506sendero Legend in his own mind & living on the edge.

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    Ex as in wife, or ex as in girlfriend?
     
  15. StellaArtois Sr

    StellaArtois Sr Springer Whore

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    Maybe better off going to a Wife swapping Party. You never know you might swap her for a decent rifle.
    Ade :thumb:
     
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  16. TR158

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    Sorry to hear that mate

    No idea about your particular situation but a basic Google search on the subject will lead to many law sites which bebunk the myth that a civil partnership is recognised in the same way as marriage and that anyone that hasn't contributed financially (unless named on the deeds) is entitled to any share of their partners estate (unless they have dependent children together)

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  17. TR158

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    I think the moral here lads is not to get married or perhaps cohabit with a partner. All you need is your guns, the interweb, an abundant supply of tissues and hand cream and a local take away...

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  18. Lev Levvin

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    And porn hub.

    Don’t forget porn hub
     
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  19. Lev Levvin

    Lev Levvin Very Active

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    Moral here is that bashing one out will not cost you your house.

    Unless you’re caught doing it on a bus.

    Or in Sainsbury’s
     
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  20. Lev Levvin

    Lev Levvin Very Active

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    Doesn’t matter in Aldi...that’s full of w@#€ers anyway :laff:
     
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