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It made me laugh.......

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by neiled, Aug 15, 2014.

  1. neiled

    neiled Donator

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    David Cameron walks into a bank to cash a cheque. He is surrounded by security men. As he approaches the cashier he says, “Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me?”

    Cashier: “It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?”


    Cameron: “Truthfully, I didn’t bring any ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to, after all I’m David Cameron, the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom!!!!”

    Cashier: “Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of 9/11, impostors, forgers, money laundering, and bad mortgage underwriting not to mention requirements of the banks legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID.”


    Cameron: “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.”


    Cashier: “I am sorry Prime Minister but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.”


    Cameron: “I am urging you, please, to cash this cheque. I need to buy a present for Samantha’s birthday”


    Cashier: “Look Prime Minister,here is an example of what we can do.

    One day, Rory McIlroy came in to one of our bank branches without ID. To prove he was Rory McIlroy he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful putt across the bank into a coffee cup. With that putt we knew him to be Rory McIlroy and cashed his cheque.”


    “Another time, Andy Murray came into the same place without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in a coffee cup. With that shot we cashed his check.


    So, Prime Minister, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom?”


    Cameron stands there thinking,and thinking, and finally says, “Honestly, my mind’s a total blank…there’s nothing that comes to mind. I can’t think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do, I don’t have a clue.”


    Cashier: “Will £20 notes be ok Prime Minister?
     
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