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is your gun male or female

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by doodsy, May 21, 2014.

  1. doodsy

    doodsy Donator

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    I have seen members referring to their guns as both genders, if you were
    to put a gender to yours what and why ?


    ok I will go first


    my .177 obviously a girl, a fkin big one tho, with the deft touch and incision
    of a womans tongue.


    and my .22 is all man, hard hitting, little ruff around the edges, but gets the job
    done

    doodsy
     
  2. Evolve82

    Evolve82 Big Poster

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    Never considered this at all to be honest...
     
  3. doodsy

    doodsy Donator

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    its the beer typing im afraid evolve :rolleyes:
     
  4. Evolve82

    Evolve82 Big Poster

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    Says it all mate! lol
     
  5. jolo-bolo

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    Female of course
     
  6. Stevie Darling

    Stevie Darling Sexual tyrannosaurus

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    With smooth cocking!

    Has to be a sheeee:D
     
  7. Kenbarcon

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    Mines deadly, so must be female.
     
  8. terry1001

    terry1001 Major Poster

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    same as my hammers and drills etc - they're tools and don't have names or genders.
     
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    just guns you t**t
     
  10. Bigant

    Bigant Posting Addict

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    female
     
  11. Bemused

    Bemused Engaging Member

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    One is male and one is female and they have names...
    Wolfy and eva.
     
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    I'm not sure on the gender of mine. It has a smooth cock action but also loves it when you slip a lubed one in its breech. ;)
    Think I'll just call it, 'it'.
     
  13. doodsy

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    Cheers bud :moon:

     
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  14. secretagentmole

    secretagentmole Low down, dirty and quiet...

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    Depends on the gun, the Theobens (all .22) are female, finickity, prone to temper tantrums and heavy on maintenance...

    My BSA Super 10 is male as is the Evanix Max and the Daystate Mark Three. The HW100 is also male (but .22). In fact I would say all my other guns are male in name and nature!
     
  15. Honest Bob

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    Not male nor female, not AC or DC, just TX. Atb, Bob.
     
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    If I miss, she's a B'hatch. lol
     
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    Neither.


    My guns are just objects I shoot with.
     
  18. Trampilot

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    HW80 is definitely a man.

    Name is Ron.
     
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    My guns are just inanimate objects that I enjoy firing projectiles with.
     
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    Is that a reference to Family Guy's Meg becoming transsexual in the future episode?
     

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