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if you won the lotto

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by 23pioneer, Feb 21, 2012.

  1. 23pioneer

    23pioneer Active Member

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    if i won the lotto i would open a gun shop with an indoor range and a big **** off cafe selling pie and chips-my two favorite things guns and pie-what would you do?
     
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    Emigrate to a country that allowed me to excercise a right to bear arms.
     
  3. Jonnyovy

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    just get out of this country for a bit full stop, sick of the crap weather and grafting my arse off all day every day
     
  4. Jack

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    Canada?? Haha.

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  5. Irvysan

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    Vegas. I have pics to prove it :)
     
  6. milek

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    Bear arms is the right spelling is it not or am I missing the joke?
     
  7. Barcelona68

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    I'd be off back to Italy where my family originally came from.
     
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    Not misspelt I just read it as keeping a pair of bear arms in the shed or something :)

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  9. milek

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    See what you mean :)
     
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    Haha sorry. I quite often chuckle out loud to my self at nothing.. Barca where did your name come from then?

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  11. secretagentmole

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    I would buy a nice 100 foot ocean going motor yacht, that's summer sorted, then a nice farm to be run by a manager/management company so I have the shooting sorted for the winter, perfick!
     
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    Bears arms mentioned twice and ones posted the classic picture to go with it, feck me, last time i spoke about, The right to bear arms you all took the pish, you b*****s.
     
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  14. Barcelona68

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    It comes from one of my favourite characters from a set of Sven Hassel war books told from the German side of things. Barcelona Blom.

    http://www.dansmith.info/hassel/characte2.asp?ID=10
     
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    the first thing i would do is stop working where i do,then i would buy the biggest farm i could get my hands on and open up a free shooting ground
     
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    I think I'd like to travel the world by motor bike and photograph my adventures.
     
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    I hear the Gulf of Aden's nice at this time of year :D


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    Nice big campervan, big enough for a bike in the back, pay the Mrs off get a younger version lol . And off I would go. :eek:
     
  19. secretagentmole

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    Only if I bought this...

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    id set up a big indoor range managed by me, with like 300 yard max for fac shooting etc, buy a mobilehome but one of the nice big one's. then a nice country house and a "gun room" all kitted out ,then ill apply for fac and shotgun cert ;)
     

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