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I'd Completely Forgotten

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by PumpnGun, Oct 12, 2019 at 9:11 PM.

  1. PumpnGun

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    I shoot from the first floor back Bedroom Window overlooking the Garden, this room has become the rifle room so to speak, it’s where I keep all our Paraphernalia associated with our hobby.

    Myself and my Grandson have spent a lot of time plinking and tinkering in this room and it’s become ours, I keep it clean and tidy which keeps her happy and that’s always a bonus.

    When I first started shooting from it some 3yrs ago I asked her if I could use her old Aunties Table that she’s had for Donkeys, I don’t mind she said but, look after it and don’t knock it about she said, she gave me something to cover it and thought no more about it.

    As time went on I realised that the Table was a little on the tall side to be really comfortable, I had tried a couple of different chairs and anything else that I could think of, so I decided to shorten the legs by 3 inches, having cut through the first leg I then realised what I’d done to Aunties Table, fook it, it's sh£t or bust I thought, so I cut the 3 remaining legs and rubbed the rough edges off and lightly touched them up and to be quite honest I’d forgotten about it (it’s a perfect fit now by the way)

    I was having a plink this morning at about 11:30, when she appeared with 2 Coffee’s and 2 slices of her Homemade Fruit Cake, thought you might like this she said pulling up a chair to the Table, thanks Lor I said, You’ve got things pretty much sorted up here and I’m pleased that Seth spends time here with you, she said, I’m also glad that Tillie’s table is being used and you haven’t knocked it about, I’d be upset if it got damaged, no danger of that I said.

    Funny how your perspective of things change over the years she said, how’s that I said, I haven’t sat at this Table for years she said, I always thought it was a bit taller than this, it’s almost like it’s shrunk……. oh boy that was close :eek:



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  2. ibo7

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    :rofl:bl00dy brilliant
     
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    Enjoy your hospital stay Ray when Gloria susses out what you've done :facepalm:
     
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    Marky-Boy Just The One + 1

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    We love you Ray
    That’s funny and you Was lucky
    Good lad x
     
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    I dunno, the fings us geezers tell porkie pies about.:D Maybe you should have bought a chair for her Ray but cut them legs down too, that'll complete the deception. Oh, I won't ever tell her. I promise.
     
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    pjgtech If the Enemy is in range, so are You!

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    I'll tell her it was your idea Mark and you said it would be alright :D

    Ray
     
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    Haha sailing close to the wind Ray. TOO close to the wind.

    I imagine you almost choked on your fruit cake haha
     
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    Brilliant ray buy gloria have you got taller :D
     
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    Absolutely priceless Ray,

    I have no idea how you managed to keep a straight face, it’s a wonder you didn’t choke on that there piece of fruitcake mate. Lol.:claping::claping::claping:
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    Do you really trust Mike Carter?:eek::eek::eek::eek:

    Regards.
    Les.
     
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    I hope so Les, he's got my phone number :D

    Ray
     
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    Thats why I asked Ray, that’s why I asked.:eek::eek::eek:

    Regards.
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    I think your senility must be kicking in mate ... if you remember rightly, I told you to take 3 inches off Gloria's legs to slow her down a bit and give you a better chance of escaping her wrath whenever she found out you'd been a naughty boy :up:
     
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    :laff:

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    I want to know how the fruit cake was ... mmmmmm with a cuppa tea
     
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    Jagdwaffen Suns up guns up

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    Closer than close Ray
     
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    Your not wrong :D

    Ray
     
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    Trust? Wassat? I'll keep schtum, for a price....................Now let me see.
     
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    I couldn't taste it, my mouth was too dry ;)

    Ray
     
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    Gis Gloria's number Ray, please.......;)
     
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