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Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by Stevie Darling, May 23, 2020.

  1. Stevie Darling

    Stevie Darling Sexual tyrannosaurus

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    ......able to keep a pencil behind my ear, it always fall out:(
     
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    NIVEA Super Moderator Staff Member Mod/Admin

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    Van Gough had the same problem Stevie ;)
     
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    Chouchin66 Keyboard Hero

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    Same here, quite annoying for a Carpenter... So I just park mine behind the adjustment strap of my "baseball" cap... Sorted...

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    But can you sharpen on IN your ear Stevie?o_O
     
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    put some masking tape round it to make it thicker :)
     
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    shorthouse Plinker

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    i've seen several women keep a pen in their tied up hair.
     
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    Readie Grumpy Old Fart

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    Can you keep it under your Moob..
     
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    I bet @Stevie Darling has a man bun to put it in :laff:
     
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    jaisalmere disappointed by sorbet

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    tradesmans pencils can be had from screw fix, I always ask and leave with a few , I cant do the pencil behind the ear thing either but keep a few in the small pocket on the rh hip
     
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    Shove it in ya sporran :D
     
  11. Readie

    Readie Grumpy Old Fart

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    Same here, but I then forget I put it there. I also put them in the little pencil/nail set holders, in my apron, and proceed to catch them on the ladder, as I'm climbing. I go through a lot of pencils. We had a crew of "trim carpenters" come in to help out for a while and they had a huge stockpile of the pre sharpened pencils. They would just throw them down as soon as the lead dulled. We just picked them up and sharpened them.
     
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    shauny Top Poster

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    you need hair to hold it there:)
     
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    Nae bother ...

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    :confused::D
     
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    ..... Into skinny birds !
     
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    More hound for you pound brother!
     
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    Noddy’s mate had the same problem :facepalm:
     
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    @Marky-Boy don't have a problem just don't chew it
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    Marky-Boy Just The One + 1

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    Nat . Geo. Miss April.

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