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Warning I’ve Decided To Cut My Hair

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by Shoto1, Mar 26, 2020 at 9:52 PM.

  1. Shoto1

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    On account of the lockdown and no chance of things returning to normal very soon, I have ordered this instrument of hair control from Amazon.

    It was originally a long lead time, but they’ve just messaged me to say it will arrive on Saturday. ;)

    This is either going to go reasonably well or, my Barnet will be completely FUBAR!:eek:

    NB. The chap in the image is @mikeyhall1
    He’s been practicing... :p
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    Good luck mate, I cut my own hair once and looked like I'd had a fight with the lawnmower!
     
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    Ive cut my own hair for years with a similar set of Wahl clippers , no4 all over , job done :p
     
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    :eek:
     
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    Ohhh yeahhhh Steve, get on it mate and look like me;)
     
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  6. Shoto1

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    Yes Brenda :D
     
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    I have a set of Wahl clippers. They've paid for themselves many times over.
     
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    I’m thinking no3 :rolleyes:
     
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    No worries sweetheart x
     
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    Rat Man Comfortably Numb

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    You posting before and after photos ?! :D


    :worthless:
     
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    Stevie Darling Sexual tyrannosaurus

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    During this time of lockdown, I’ve decided to let mine grow:)

    I normally shave my head 5 times a week.

    So far it looks like a lawn with an accidental weed killer spillageo_O
     
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    I’m talking to my lawyer first :p:facepalm:
     
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    locked up with my kids for a few weeks it’ll be a no0 soon and the clippers on eBay :p
     
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    Stevie Darling Sexual tyrannosaurus

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    48AD42F0-D161-440A-94D7-47A66F37F03B.gif I’m sure you have a bowl in the cupboard shoto:D
     
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    good luck
     
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    I'm going the other way and turning hippy!
     
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    I've been doing mine for years, saved a fortune. Trimming the beard on the todger is quite nice! :rolleyes:
     
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    Lol :eek::D
    Steady on, I don’t want any accidents in that department...
     
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    Not for me I'm afraid I just have to have mine styled in a particular way........Dom

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    I had you down as a, ‘back, sack and crack’ chap Stevie :D:eek:
     

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