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Human Pest Control

Discussion in 'Anything Airgun Related' started by baldytommo, May 15, 2009.

  1. baldytommo

    baldytommo Busy Member

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    The land I shoot on is part of an estate with about 20 farms. I shoot on a couple and have a great working relationship with the farmers. However as the estate has a gamekeeper all permissions have to go through him, which is great for stopping poachers and chancers. But the draw back is the gammies son can go anywhere and he seems to have taken a liking to me and follows me everywhere-even though he is not invited. He scoots around on a bloody quad bike and pops up in the strangest of places,talking ******** and sending every bunny running for miles around. One farmer asked me why I have not been round for a week and I just pointed at the quad bike in the field. He laughed and promtly locked all field gates. It still dont stop him. I was out last friday night and I walked to pick up a shot rabbit and the little sod came out from a bush about 10 yards away. I packed up and went home. He is a bloody liability.:down::mad:
     
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    Tell the father to keep hold of his son as he may get injured if he keeps popping up in your line of fire. Seriously what if you fire and he pops up at the wrong moment , it will be you who gets the blame:mad:
     
  3. stefan

    stefan I am the passenger

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    as hughie said speak to his dad tell him ur concerns ,if hes a decent game keeper he will have words with his boy ,as u know ** if u hit him with a pellet all hell will be let lose :up:
     
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    Thats why I have been staying away. If I want to babysit I will stay at home. He is a great kid but I dont want to put my insurance to the test!
     
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    slash his tyres
     
  6. stefan

    stefan I am the passenger

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    lol:up:
    or derv his quads tank
     
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    or even better p**s in it :D
     
  8. fatboy.01

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    send him to the shop and get him to ask for a long weight
     
  9. andyhawkx3

    andyhawkx3 Major Poster

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    Or a sky hook :rolleyes::D
     
  10. steve410

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    Let slip that you are gay,then lick your lips every time he appears :eek:
     
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    The gay thing works, my brother Pete is a builder and was followed everywhere by one of his clients who was always looking over his shoulder at what he was doing until Pete told him he was gay, then never saw the bloke until pay day:D. On the other hand the lad on the quad could be gay and he already thinks you are:eek:
     
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    mwahh puppy love the kid just cant get enough lol sounds like the kid means well but he just aint got the brains or the sympathy to realise he is messing up your shoot the best thing to do is tell the keeper even if he doesnt approve of your oppinion but honesty is a good policy

    me myself would tell him where to go :thefinger2: but try to avoid:sport:eek:r you might lose your shoot for good and earn a bad rep amongst other keepers

    good luck
     
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    Sounds like hes on the verge of loosing it anyway. People are funny, but you have to look after #1 and if that means staying away thats what I would do.

    One of my last shoot was a a 115 acre farm. It was amazing how most of the bunnies were abscent most of the time, from late pm, from 4am in the morning, I tried all times. Then reliased he had his favourites who shot most of the time and I was there to mop up. He told me once to stay off the top field as he had a shoot on, that was it for me, I don't play second fiddle to anyone.

    But thats just me!

    Tim
     
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    ..hahahahahaha.....seriously tho.....i have a ww2 unused grenade in the loft if you want to try it out......just wait till he comes out again and lob it in his direction.......he wont bother you again for sure!!!!!.....get it on film though as you can win £250 on "you been framed":D
     
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    hahahaha oh thats the best reply yet lol.

    shoot his tyres out as hes riding the quad, or buy a airsoft snipe rifle and just shoot him with that lol wont hurt him but itl sting like the mother licking s#*t
     
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    next time you see him explan air gun safty till he gets that bord that he wonte want to follow you. tell the keeper to ask his son not to go in the fields ware you are and if in doubt give him a clout
     
  17. simply james

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    have a quite word in the young fellows ear,tell him he was adopted at birth and no one can stand the little s*i*,that should keep him away from you mate
     
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    Tell him you have Swine Flu:D:up:
     
  19. andyhawkx3

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    ..........and keep doing, sneezes and coughs in his direction :D
     
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    chace him with open arms try give him a cuddle and lick his cheek that should do the job.
     

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