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How to make a woman happy

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by MOO, Jun 4, 2008.

  1. MOO

    MOO Keyboard Hero

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    It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:


    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined!
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    44. compassionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. give her compliments regularly
    46. love shopping
    47. be honest
    48. be very rich
    49. not stress her out
    50. not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes



    *Oh and love her dog and cat (lots)



    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Show up naked
    2. Bring food:D
     
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  2. a1gunner

    a1gunner Pro Poster

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    yp i think i tick all those boxes:D

    what was number 13 again:confused::D
     
  3. Buzz

    Buzz Banned

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    Hey Moo...I'm in the middle of doing a meat and potatoe pie for tea for when Jenny comes home from work.....does that count ??
     
  4. a1gunner

    a1gunner Pro Poster

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    if she eats it without getting poisoned then yes it counts as cooking:D:up:
     
  5. halight

    halight Busy Member

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    Thats me down to a T moo.
    Its a shame that my wife dont come on this forum as she would tell all how great i am!
     
  6. a1gunner

    a1gunner Pro Poster

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    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself



    what are you doing here :D
     
  7. halight

    halight Busy Member

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    shes at work mate, so i can get away with being on here.;
     
  8. halight

    halight Busy Member

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    what she dont know carnt hurt me!
     
  9. simply james

    simply james Banned

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    ive found if i give her the credit card that works for me.
     
  10. andyhawkx3

    andyhawkx3 Major Poster

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    Yes thats Steve:D
     
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    Ask a gay guy:D:D:D
     

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