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Question How the hell can I........

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by jantar, Jul 3, 2014.

  1. jantar

    jantar Donator

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    :confused: Considering that most now know that my right shoulder is badly knackered with torn tendons and ligaments and I cannot shoot for the time being. Perhaps someone who is conversant with how women think (is there such a person) can let me know how I can install the new kitchen worktops and a new double sink unit when they arrive today. I do admit that I did tell her that I would do it when they came though! Its been made known (under the usual threats to withold) that it must be done quickly so she can photo it and show it to her friends on Instagram. Why do they have to tell all and sundry all about their lives?
    Never again will I make a promise..................and I sure as hell aint willing to pay anyone for something I can do myself....whenever.
    Any sympathy is welcome...............;)
     
  2. Kenbarcon

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    You should know not to make a promise to the other half, they never forget and will hound you all the hours of the day till its done.
     
  3. Stevie Darling

    Stevie Darling Sexual tyrannosaurus

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    As above!

    never promise them anything, as it stamped at the front of their brain until the task is done!!

    oh, and you poor we lamb:)
     
  4. Barni

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    Well as you are the one with the dodgy shoulder maybe you should ask her to fit it and you photo it :)
    Might delay it for a week or so in that time shoulder recovers ?

    Other than that ...... good luck :)
     
  5. vitalich

    vitalich Keyboard Hero

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    you have your left hand working ok?
    so here you really ready to MANAGE the process with your left hand and also give some assistance like holding the screwdriver etc.


    but if we go seriously, you're in trouble, mate, newer argue with your wife as u will be allways wrong for her.

    keep strong.
     
  6. jantar

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    ;) Looks like whatever we do outside the manshed it must always be under the rule of.............she who must be obeyed. To keep the peace I am bitting and bobbing with the worktops using my lefty to show willing and have managed to get them cut to length and the hole cut out for the sink unit. Funny it is that she offered to help then put the frikkin telly on and sat down!
    :eek: When I come back after my demise from this vale of sorrows I am definitely coming back as a woman too.
     
  7. Elk hunter

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    For goodness sake. Man Up and tell her she will have to wait.


    If you dare:D

    Andrew
     
  8. andy46

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    unlucky there mate,but you made your bed,never promise anything to anyone
     
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    if you meet someone who knows how women think you have met a loony

    women forget the good things , but not the bad
     
  10. oldbugger

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    you have my sympathy mate, im suffering the same thing, after my "extreme sport" intro to "chicken coop diving" ...torn tendons and damged ligs too,and im a joiner as well, and its my right arm i hurt in the fall, and im righthanded,ive only been able to use my ratty properly,cant shoulder the stinger, or s410, hurts like a hurty thing, that hurts a lot :down: but if you,ve cut the worktops to length, an stuff, it shows your a trooper ;),and she shouldnt withdraw yer conjugals ;)

    funny fellas them women things innit ....(not all i hasten to add) but a lot......:rolleyes:
     

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