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Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by Stevie Darling, Jan 27, 2014.

  1. Stevie Darling

    Stevie Darling Sexual tyrannosaurus

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    Why does ear and nose hair growth accelerate with age, I'm never done trimming the dam stuff.

    It's bloody annoying, seems the more hair disappears on ma head the more sprouts out ma nose and ears!!!!
     
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    Yes its weird how the body works.

    I'm sure I have more hair on my arse and back than I used to...:eek:
     
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    Nowadays I'm increasingly alarmed by the speed & frequency at which rogue hairs seem intent on escaping vertically from my nose.

    Fortunately I don't have any attempting a flit from my ears - yet :(
     
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    Soximus Busy Member

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    Soon...very soon... ;)
     
  5. Stevie Darling

    Stevie Darling Sexual tyrannosaurus

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    Just don't tweez the wrong one!!

    OUCH!
     
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    its no secret, its called gravity, the older you get the more head hair goes south to ears/nose/aras.....eventually (if you live long enough it all ends up on your toes....then your a hobbitt
     
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    Meh! 45 years and still have the majority of my hair unlike some of my younger mates - no egg in the nest for Egg, rrrrrrresult!
     
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    Strange thing hair , I've spent 40 years without a hair on my chest , in the last 2 its started growing :confused:
     
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    This ^.... Couldn't grow a beard until this year at age 41, and now get extremely annoying itchy tufts growing from my nose, I use a really sharp pair of fishing braid scissors to trim them every few weeks, plucking is just too painful!

    I hate hair, always kept my hair cropped since I was a ickle yoot!

    The things we discuss here eh? :D
     
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    Alex.B Keyboard Hero

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    Nose hair trimmers are good , until they start running out of battery :eek::eek:
     
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    Seamaster Super Moderator Staff Member Mod/Admin

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    The longest hair in the human body is the eyelash.
    It grows round the back of your eyeball and down the back of your neck, down your back and comes out round your bum.
    That's why, when you try to pluck a bum hair it makes your eyes water!

    Chris
     
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    I have been tweezering all my nasal hairs for years now. An d I mean all of them. I'm addicted to it.
     
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    SteveO Top Poster

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    You win!

    After a few plucked hairs my eyes water and nose starts trickling like a stream!

    Electric trimmers do the same as they snag and pull the hair...

    I did have to laugh a few weeks ago when the mrs got me to rip the wax strip off her lip, she was squealing lie a pig.... Most funny! :D
     
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    feck me I have turned into a bald gorilla, I think I am the missing link :mad:
     
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    I've plucked random hairs from my ears, nostrils and more weirdly from around the curves that form the outside of your nostrils. Whatever they're called...
     
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    Seems to be called the alar facial groove.
     
  18. Stevie Darling

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    Start to worry when you have to shave her tongue:D
     

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