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Grumpys guide to life part !!! STRESS

Discussion in 'Get it off your chest' started by Grumpyoldman, Mar 3, 2014.

  1. Grumpyoldman

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    You want to know about STRESS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this i think even our distinguished military combat hardened vets will cringe at :eek: . Now Grumps is a tough old b****r been there done that been in Stressful situations since the 70s :rolleyes: seen the world been shot and shot at more than once . been lost for 3 days and 2 nights in the frozen mountains of newzeland and got an Evil X :cool: However Today set the bench mark for borderline PANIC Grumps says borderline as Grumps does not have the panic gene :cool: . Scenario . Grumps is a go to guy , You need it or need it done Grumps will say it will be done or No but more often than not a No ends up with a , yeah its sorted :up: However This is not all ways a good thing :eek::mad::mad::eek: Like when grumpys little sister her husband and Grumps heart and soul , apple of my eye meaning of everything good in the world Grumps niece aka Stink monkey :D go away on holiday for 2 weeks and stink monkey leaves Henry with Grandma and Grandpa . Then 2 days before stink monkey returns from holiday Henry the inconsiderate Ba5tard Decides to shuffle of his mortal coil Go into the light Snuff it DIE :mad: Mother calls Junior ( that would be me :mad: ) Henry is DEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can you fix it :eek::mad: Now Grumpy is not the messiah but Henry Lives . Well those off you Grumps has met can picture the following events , and most of you get the impression. :rolleyes: Grumps has had worse things in the pocket of the old Barbour than dead henry !!!!!!!!!!! . Grumps would relay like to thank the staff off pets at home Penrith branch in particular Michelle :up: for dealing with a heavily bearded Grumpy walking to the counter ( making sure there was no one around ) and when asked can i help you . Being met with !!!!!!! Well i do hope so . I need a hamster that looks exactly like this :rolleyes: But not Dead :eek: Legend , the staff took phone pics of the late H :eek: and sent them to every pets at home shop in a 100 mile radius :eek: now thats service :up: Then Michelle found one of her very own pet hamsters that looked exactly like Henry :eek: and gave it to me Grumps made a sizeable donation to her chosen charity :up: However Grumps mother and father will take the rap when Stinks sees through the ruse so uncle ogre has frozen Henry so we can have a proper funeral :( There is no way my folks are getting away with this !!!!!!!!!!!! Stinks apparently is just like her Uncle Ben :cool::D
     
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    Gave up after the :eek:first few lines sorry :eek:too many :down::mad::D:)Then Skipped to the end:down:
    Are you keeping it frozen :up: Because it stinks or your hungry.

    Now my eyes hurt.
    Andrew
     
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    ALL hail the MESSIAH :hail2:
     
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    Have you developed smiley Tourette's?
     
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    He's not the messiah etc etc.

    Just thought I'd say it first.
     
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    is he just a very naughty boy ?
     
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    Oh dear...........get tha sen down the Quacks you need help
     
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    Reminded me of Denzil's Budgie!

    Or was it a canary?
     
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    He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!!! :p:up:
     
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    "I wish to complain about this 'amster, which I bought from this very emporium not one hour ago..."
     
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    unfortunatly you were too slow me and JRK already beat you to that :p:D:eek:
     
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    Have you put the hamster wheel in the freezer too? :D
     
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    Drunk posting FTMFW!
     
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    No im horribly dyslexic manage the spelling with spell check and use smilies to convey the sentiment of the situation as i have no sense of how to punctuate . Also ( think i punctuated this correctly ) have issues understanding other peoples feelings or how my sentiments come across. So use smilies . that and i like shiny things :rolleyes: Henry 2 lives and if you just want to be a condescending pain in the arse as usual post on someone else's thread Thats not you by the way Jack :D:up:
     
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    Nope probably only have a drink about once a month these days , it knackered from working 7am till 5 Pm then having to run round all over to town to find a doppelgänger ( love spell check :D ) hamster posting . no idea what FTMFW means
     
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    For The Mutha F***ing Win!
     
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    Or a dead parrot......he's just sleeping....
     
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    Stevie Darling Sexual tyrannosaurus

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    Your posts always make me laugh, which doesn't happen often:):up::D

    Cheers
     
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    another great post of epic content from the grumps - your day to day life should be made into a film ben - you would have em queueing round the block to see it ! ..... the thing is, who would be man and tough enough to play the formidable, yet soft hearted, grumps ?
     

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