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get me out of here

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by MOO, Jul 11, 2008.

  1. MOO

    MOO Keyboard Hero

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    hi all,am typing this from my hospital bed using a remote control. I am going bonkers. They wont let me out. I have a high pulse rate and a hole in my belly so you see right inside. i hate it and miss u all, espcially steve (and a1). cant stop crying im such big wooss.food Censored too, speak to u all soonTina
     
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    MOO, I have a friend in Norway that had an operation to his abdomen, he too had complications but didn't do as recommended and he's in a real bad state now. He said it was all his own fault...so behave and let them get you right. Get Steve to bring you goodies when he visits, some nice comfort food and just relax.
     
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    Im scared to eat buzz, the hole is where they have taken the infected stitches out and the wound has not healed. im scared i will split it further if i scoff. i have lost 10lb already
     
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    Is this the sort of operation I could book Jenny in for ??
    Just joking, honest.

    You don't need to scoff, just think of your most favourite food and ask Steve to bring a bit in....for intance, do you like nice big juicy prawns or a bit of lobster, maybe just a fresh chilled salad or a roasted chicken. Hundred of treats you could have without having to bust your belly further.
     
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    I had a Hernia op on my stomach a couple of years ago MOO, horrible enough and mine didn't go pear shaped like yours. Stick in there, you'll get better soon.:up:
     
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    look on the bright side.

    now you can make steve feel really sorry for you and he will do anything you say.

    you say jump, he say how high:D
     
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    I carry a trampoline about with me at all times,off in a mo to tesco's to get her mum and lazy brothers weekly shopping,I stagger round with the trolly blinded by the tears in my eyes........:D:D:D
     
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    Hi Tina:wave:, hope u get real better soon. Its not the same without:moo:about! Steve will see ya through it:up:. If he dosn't rec his trolly that is:D. Thinking of you, Stu!
     
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    Sorry to hear that you are in hospital....get well soon and do not get out of there untill the whole in your belly is closed.:)
     
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    Hello :moo:, many here thinking of you and Steve, Rocky & Rambo say hello :D they have their own album now for you to have a look at when you can,
    all the best and hope you get sorted and back on here soon
    andy
     

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