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Funny ha ha

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by steve410, Apr 4, 2008.

  1. steve410

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    Paddy is appearing on who wants to be a millionaire,He answers the first question correctly and wins £200.Chris then asks him,"Who was one of the great train robbers,was it A Ronnie Biggs,B Ronald Mc Donald C Ronnie Reagan or D Ronnie Baxter" Paddy reply's," I've had a good day Chris..... I will take the £200" " What are you stupid or what ! you still have all your life lines left !" Paddy reply's " I may be stupid,but one thing I am not is a grass "

    :D:D:D
     
  2. MOO

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    Funny clown ha ha :D:D
     
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    heard better;):D
     
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    Sorry mate...old one:p
     
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    paddy and murphy are making a letter bomb.
    paddy says "hey murphy what if it does"nt go off"?
    murphy says "open it and see if it works".
    paddy says "no we"ll both be killed!

    murphy says no we wont its not addressed to us!;)
     
  7. andyhawkx3

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    Lol:up:..now l haven't herd that one before:D
     
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    thats a new one :):up:
     
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    Where are you getting these, from the back of Wotsits packets :D
     
  10. a1gunner

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    you get jokes on penguin bars too:D
     
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    Wow, those were the days ... they only ever printed about 5 jokes, each for a day of the week.

    Either that or I always got the same ones :( lol
     
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    Paddy goes to the building site for a job. The foreman says he'll have to pass a test first and tells him he has to dig a trench exactly 1 metre wide by 1 metre deep by 10 metres long, where he'd marked it out and he'd judge him on that. 5 hours later Paddy goes to the foreman and tells him the trench is finished. The foreman goes and looks at the trench and says to Paddy "How did you dig this Paddy?", "to be sure sir with me pick and me shovel" says Paddy. "Oh Paddy", says the foreman, "you need a JCB for that job"....
    "I'll not be wantin' no medals sir" says Paddy, "just give me the job" !!
     
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    Mick and Paddy go to the job centre and there right at the front is a sign saying "Tree Fellers wanted"...."oh would ya look at dat" says Mick, "isn't it a pity there's only 2 of us".
     
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    Nearly as good as the safe shotgun, Buzz.....good one;)
     
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