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Discussion in 'Get it off your chest' started by topcat, May 30, 2008.

  1. topcat

    topcat Posting Addict

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    What happened to having a bit fun on here .things are getting a bit to serious humour is a good thing.
     
  2. a1gunner

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    despite the earlier argument with you i have to agree.

    btw i'm willing to apologise and forget should you so wish
     
  3. MOO

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    Your'e quite right of course, i've not been good company today, sorry, could do with some sunshine, sunny weather always cheers me up, more fun than swimming across my front lawn.

    Praps I will thud Steve up a bit tomorrow, that will cheer me up :up::D
     
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    An Italian Boy's Confession

    An ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION

    "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."

    The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'

    "Yes, Father, it is.'

    'And who was the girl you were with?'

    "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."

    'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

    "I cannot say."

    'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

    "I'll never tell."

    'Was it Nina Capelli?'

    "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

    'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

    "My lips are sealed."

    'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

    'Please, Father, I cannot tell you".

    The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

    Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'

    "Four months vacation and five good leads".

    Humour is back ! :D
     
  5. topcat

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    Forgotten about allready bad for ya holding grudges
     
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    Humour is back part 2

    Irish Baptism
    > A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes
    > upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into
    > the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
    >
    > The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of
    > alcohol,whereupon he asks the drunk,"Are you ready to find Jesus?"
    >
    > The drunk answers, "Yes, OI am."
    >
    > So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up
    > and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?"
    >
    > The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
    >
    > The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for
    > a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again,
    > you found Jesus yet my brother?"
    >
    > The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
    >
    > By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in
    > the water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds
    > and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The
    > preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of . have you found
    > Jesus?"
    >
    > The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the
    > Preacher,"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
     
  7. topcat

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    I a couple of gooduns there m8
     
  8. a1gunner

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    cheers, think we just got wires crossed, did the scope go in the end?
    sorry taking this of topic again arent i?:confused:
     
  9. andyh

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    Yep ! you is
    now I know what an emo is (I thought it was shorthand for eskimo), there's some hot totty on that there link you put in,:D makes I wish I was a lot younger, me = dirty old man, see Moo as previously stated by moi, given the right right conditions I could be a perv :D
     
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    Don't get dragged in by the haircuts, emos are shallow :D or they pretend to be, and you wouldn't like their music, hmm ...
     
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    I was into emo 15 years ago and it was nothing like whats called emo now back then everyone had shaved heads wore normal jeans and t shirts and the music was more hardcore punk it's funny how things evolve
     
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    I'm not emo, if I were I know one thing: I'd have more friends, be more popular ... have a girlfriend ... ergh :(
     
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    There's more, there's more

    Baked Beans - from a LADIES perspective !

    One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became
    apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

    Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.
    All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.


    Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see! me and exclaimed delightedly:
    'Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.'


    He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took
    a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.

    The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.

    Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.

    Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes.

    The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

    My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.



    At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: 'Happy Birthday!'

    I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Thats what makes me laugh back when i was into it emo was all about being friendly not using drugs not drinking and being a good person and accepting people now it's all about being different even though it's a fashion and they are all the same
     
  15. a1gunner

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    emo is short for emotional.

    its just depressed rockin other words. they do wierd stuff like cutting themselves:confused:

    i like some heavy punk songs but not emo stuff

    just some random rock.
    [video=youtube;BD6utCwuh6U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD6utCwuh6U[/video]
     
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    If you go swimming across your lawn it's no wonder you get coughs!:rolleyes:
    (see post in 'Get it off Your Chest'-Doctors).
     
  17. a1gunner

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    hah stop that wresling with stevo:D
     

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