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Forgot Wedding Anniversary!

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by HW100Tuning, Sep 2, 2019.

  1. HW100Tuning

    HW100Tuning Straight Pride

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    The harrowing moment when the wife walks up to you at lunchtime and says in a very sarcastic voice... Oh by the way, happy anniversary dear :facepalm:

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    Then says, don't worry.... I forgot as well :up:


    Phew!!!!
     
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    Lucky man!!!!
     
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  3. That hurts

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    She'll remind you about it later, so pre-empt the acid tongue and get yer sen down the local garage for some diesel and exhaust fume infused roses :D
     
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    HW100Tuning Straight Pride

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    Way ahead of you.... sent the daughter to get some flowers :up::up::up::up::up:
     
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    Rat Man Comfortably Numb

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    Get her a new airgun too as a special present :p
     
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    Excellent ... to paraphrase Kilgore, "Smells like victory" ;)
     
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    When that happens its time to be a man and bluff. I was going to surprise you later with a good:) takeaway:D
     
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    That's a step too far - I am from up North you know ;)
     
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    Good call OED, but I fear the flowers may be proof of guilt in this instance ... should be interesting to hear if the OP benefits from anything other than enlarged plums as we blokes are always in the wrong when it comes to wimmin :(
     
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    49 years next month That hurts. A prison sentence would have been a lot easier:(
     
  11. HW100Tuning

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    Mind you.... I fancy a nice Hot Ruby Murray - so looks like that's a Brucie Bonus :up::up::up::up::up:
     
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    My / our last wedding anniversary I totally forgot, (allegedly) went shooting, 2 day comp. After the first day I was getting all sorts of crap from her, nothing I understood. :eek:
    I missed the second days shooting. Went home, I shoot crap if not fed.;). She controls that department.
    That evening I ask, Marie, what the matter? Reply, you forgot our anniversary. What anniversary?
    She hit the roof, frying pans everywhere, king kong on steroids. What a night!
    Next day, I put our wedding cert. on the table. 09 Sept 07.
    Her rant was on 09 August.:):facepalm:
    Women and hormones, life has been easy for the last few weeks.
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    No reasoning with them :p
     
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    HW100Tuning Straight Pride

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    Haha love it!!
     
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    Patton Jack Reacher's big brother

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    I lucked out this year. I had a card written out and ready to give her...the one I forgot to give her last year.
     
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    Forgot :eek: how many years or you forgot that too :D
     
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    For me, 12 years minus one month, for her 12 years. ;)
    Leave the poor bloke alone, he has enough troubles.:D
     
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    Me and my missus have been together 23yrs and we still pass each other a fleeting glance at least once a day (quick pat on the bum in passing goes a long way) admittedly she forgets our anniversary just about every year but I just put that down to her age and the fact that "she'd still be a blonde" if she hadn't of turned grey a good few years ago... :confused:

    Bless her... :D:up:
     
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    a woman told me years ago, always have a stock of cards tucked away for when you forget events and if you're worried about forgetting significants it doesn't hurt to buy something that won't go off, wrap it and stick it away in a box for those emergencies when an instant solution is needed
     
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    Dodged a bullet there pal. Or she’s trying not to make you feel guilty for the time being and plotting her revenge. You decide.


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