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Forest Bathing With Miss Ultra

Discussion in 'Hunting' started by Halinfax, Jan 14, 2022.

  1. Halinfax

    Halinfax Full time tinkerer and general all round nice guy

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    The Gods shine their light down upon these wretched persons and have bestowed us with a most glorious of mornings....

    Feeling the need, I decided to heed the clarion call and I ventured up to my local Ancient woodland hide for a spot of forest bathing and "back to nature" worship...
    Accompanying me in the hide was Miss Ultra and a flask of hot coffee...

    For an hour or so, we simply rejoiced in the wonderment of the songbirds and plethora of wildlife (that were NOT on the quarry list).... The Robin, Nuthatch, Tits, Woodpecker, Stock doves and Pheasants....

    And as I was reclining back on the trunk of the old oak tree, being at one with my surroundings.... my mind and body melding into the Earth in this most hallowed of areas..... I spotted a movement in the canopy of the feeder tree..... but it was moving quickly and showed no signs of pausing for a break....

    "Hmmm thinks I... that burger was not wanting to hit the feeder this morning"....

    Another few minutes passed and as my weary eyes scanned the vista of anciet woods before me.... and there it was... a flicker of a bushy tail some 30 yards away under the biue pheasant feeder bin....

    Now prior to the "rest and One-ness" in the hide, I fed Miss Ultra with QYS pellets (which she particularly likes)... and at the 22 yard target card the dispensed pellet clipped the 3mm bull..
    What a good girl she is!!!!!

    So from this I knew that at 30 ish yards I woud need about 1 mil dot of hold over....

    Miss Ultra was caressed into the crux of the rest, the cross hairs planted just above said intended target.... her safety button was...........flicked deftly.... and she came alive....

    She dispensed the QYS with clinical laser accuracy to down the feeding tree rodent....

    The woodland returned to its calm and composure as the plethora of songbirds made regular sorteed to the free food on offer.... paying no heed to the fallen rodent....

    There were no more sightings of the grey rodent... well not for now.....

    Another hour of basking in this environmental utopia with the suns rays streaming through the first line of naked trees to my left........ and my soul was cleansed and refreshed....

    Back home for the trials and tribulations of the day with an added vigour and enthusiasm.

    I DO love my forest bathing sessions with Miss Ultra....

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    WARNING..... GRAPHIC.......!!!!!!
  2. Storcky

    Storcky Pro Poster

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    Looks like a beautiful morning Hal and a result to be proud of, well done that man.
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  3. Al2O3

    Al2O3 Posting Addict

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    Nice one Hal :thumb:
    Is that sound insulation on the walls of your hide? If you're not forest bathing I bet you're in there raving with the wood nymphs ;)
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  4. plough bhoy

    plough bhoy Engaging Member

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    nice story and good therapy session to go with shooting nothing better
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  5. Pedro2504

    Pedro2504 Engaging Member

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    Still getting among ‘em I see Mr H………..great shooting along with another brilliant write up. :up:
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  6. Mice!

    Mice! Pro Poster

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    I would have nodded off :)
    Good shot sir:thumb:
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  7. nevadacowboy

    nevadacowboy Very Active

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    Top shot Sir.
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  8. brian747

    brian747 Posting Addict

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    well done Hal another great report & pics too
    keep at them.!!
    atb brian
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  9. themadspread

    themadspread Donator

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    oh yes we like all that:thumb:
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  10. hairyarms

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    Brierley Hill.
    Well done Hal :up:
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  11. Wilco

    Wilco Happy airgunner

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    What a wonderful day mate and well done on the production of some graphic images to reflect on:thumb:
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  12. Redcap 114

    Redcap 114 Forum Nice Guy 2020.

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    Forum Nice Guy 2020. Leigh-on-Sea
    well done Hal,

    What a beautiful morning to be out relaxing in the hide.

    Good shooting buddy and keep at them.

    Best regards.
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  13. Furry tail

    Furry tail The grey tree rats member

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    Good one Hal, nice hide , nice surroundings, and out with miss ultra what else could you wish for.
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  14. Peddy

    Peddy Posting Addict

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    You cant beat some quality time with an ultra, my three little uns shout 'take me take me ' it's such a hard choice....great write up as usual Hal.
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  15. tatmanpablo

    tatmanpablo Busy Member

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    Great write up as usual Hal :thumb:
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  16. Chouchin66

    Chouchin66 Top Poster

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    Way to go Hal, excellent shooting Sir

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  17. steve9956

    steve9956 Keyboard Hero

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    Nice shot Hal, spot on! Like your markers on the front of the hide :thumb:
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