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fekin dating sites.

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by shauny, Feb 1, 2018.

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    I was always told as a youngster many a big field has a small gate
     
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    If thats true, then let it be said my wife has 3 gates, but only allows me through 2 of them.
     
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    No children then ;)
     
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    Whilst dating sites get you to the basics of a relationship more efficiently they certainly take the spontaneity out of dating.
    I've always enjoyed an exciting long and winding chase leading up to seduction, so I don't think I'll be putting the old balaclava and claw hammer away just yet.
     
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    I joined one a while back and met some really nice ladies, and have now been seeing the one I'm with for 6 months, so I'd say stick with, and maybe fill in what your looking for, as the couple sites I went on he could say what your looking for age build etc etc!! than just ignore those you not interested in!! hope that helps buddy;);):):)
     
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    I remember a night in our local years ago, one of my mates pulled a right old munter with an uncanny resemblace to Miss Piggy. Next evening he turns up at the pub again. He had taken her home but fortunately both of them were too drunk to "perform". He awoke in the morning feeling very hungover to find the young lady gone. On going to the bathroom he was horrified to see that the dirty cow had laid a monster "log" in the bath. Not quite as horrified as his mum & dad were. Apparently the atmosphere at breakfast was a bit frosty! How we laughed.
     
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    Shauny's looking for one wearing a Top Hat, Delrin Dress and a Spring in her step :D

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    I have just read this whole thread, and have not stopped laughing. Am getting some strange looks from her indoors.

    I have a mate at work, that had about a years stint on tinternet dating, and he would think nothing of giving us all the complete run down of the whole story, of every date. It became the best part of the start of the shift, looking forward to the horror story of the week.
     
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    lol! :) sounds good to me!
     
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    I met my wife through a dating site after my 2nd wife cheated and then left. We have been happily married for 2 1/2 years now. There was a BBC investigation into dating sites and some are scammers who will rope you into paying good money with photos they have stolen from the internet of pretty girls (and boys) who have nothing to do with the site. The only one that came out of the review well was e-harmony which happened to be the one I used. I suppose it depends on whether you are looking for love and a long term relationship or something more vacuous and shallow as to where you will go to look. The other thing to bear in mind if you are looking for the former is to be patient, take your time and really get to know someone. My wife and I corresponded by email for almost 3 months before we even met. By that time we knew all about each other (be completely honest). She eve knew I was a bunny killer and accepted it! She is the sweetest and kindest human I have ever met and after two divorces (both adulteresses) she made me feel safe again. Kindness is a quality that is often under rated. She gave me the confidence to trust and to love again.
     
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    I've done the Polish bird thing (well quite a few actually) I've found them all a bit nuts and mad on money and very volatile It's true most are very fit and up for it but be careful most if not all have boyfriends or husbands in Poland be warned
     
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    Erm , do you mind me asking who is the girl in your avatar (ie: is it you ? )
    ...........yea , my avatar ...... I know , I need to trim my eyebrows .
     
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    Sent you a pm or what ever it's called now start a conversation?
     
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    my mate met one these going on her picture he said in real life her arse was so big it had its own postcode
     
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