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Discussion in 'Get it off your chest' started by simply james, Mar 11, 2008.

  1. simply james

    simply james Banned

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    dont they do your head in ,always on the moan,i should of got a medal the size of a frying pan for staying with her so long,i love my kids to bits and always support them,but they always want more.
     
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    give them an inch and they want a yard
     
  3. simply james

    simply james Banned

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    give this Censored a yard and she wants 2 mile.
     
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    They should be so lucky :D
     
  5. andyhawkx3

    andyhawkx3 Major Poster

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    Is Moo, that lucky, Steve:rolleyes:
     
  6. topcat

    topcat Posting Addict

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    well 8 inches you no what i mean
     
  7. steve410

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    Well put it like this,I was onto a promise last night,I ran into the bedroom naked as a daisy and pole vaulted out of the window :eek:
     
  8. andyhawkx3

    andyhawkx3 Major Poster

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    Lol :D....well all l can say is, if thats the case, when l smoked fags they must have been a foot long...King sized:D:D:D
     
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    Just to clarify, Steve was not on a promise last nite. I was too busy in the pub winning 55 quid on the top of the pops quiz machine while he drank lots. Must admint though it was me who wanted to stay because I was winning lots :D
     
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    well got to be honest here lads my last wife had every thing a man could wish for muscles and a moustache
     
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    I like your style Topcat.
     
  12. andyhawkx3

    andyhawkx3 Major Poster

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    lol, :lol::lol::lol:...now lve got to redecorate, lve just sprayed my tea all up the wall...she must have been a sight:D
     
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    This is the best I could do :(

    [​IMG]
     
  14. steve410

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    Where did you get that picture of Moo from :eek:
     
  15. andyhawkx3

    andyhawkx3 Major Poster

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    Very good...what a lol :D:D:D
     
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    when you get a bit older cog and hit the nightclubs you will be waking up next to the likes of that
     
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    she must of been a right sight she was that ugly the vicar wouldnt crhisten her so her parents just got her kc registered
     
  18. MOO

    MOO Keyboard Hero

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    Andy, Steve may say that picture looks like me. He will find out when I doc his pocket money this week and restrict him to 2 pints lager only in the pub. Perhaps I may confiscate his gun too for a few days ;);););)
     
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    :wasntme:....I didn't say it looked like you, lm not getting in the middle of a lovers tiff:argue:
     
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    Don't worry Andy, we don't have lovers tiffs. He loves me lots. Besides he does as he's told or I thud him ;););)
     

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