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Eurovision!

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by Tinbum, May 18, 2019 at 9:54 AM.

  1. Tinbum

    Tinbum Delusions of adequacy

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    The big day is here!

    Twenty something crap songs, worse dance routines and hilarious outfits. Follow this up with the most unfair voting imaginable and it's a brilliant excuse to get as drunk as trousers, dance around the front room and shout at the telly.

    Highlights for tonight.

    Malta's "Chameleon" dance. I have learnt all the major moves
    Australia (yes it's in Europe:rolleyes:) with their chicks on sticks
    France. Ummm, just watch it:cool:

    Plus some tart whose country I don't remember, who appears to be wearing a few strips of gaffer tape. And the half time show is usually worth a watch.

     
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    Eurovision! No thanks i'd rather go to my dentist and have a tooth pulled.
     
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    A friend of Michelle's gets all wound up and excited for this...
    He calls it "the gay man's world cup" and advises friends to mute him on FB as there will be a running commentary from him.

    His comments, compliments and catty remarks are side splitting and I would say probably more entertaining than the actual show :D:D

    Personally I'd just watch it to see the famous.. UK Nil Points :p
     
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    Tinbum Delusions of adequacy

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    Oh, and for those who don't like it:

    1. Why did you open the thread?
    2. There are plenty of other threads for you to find something you do like:D
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    Made me laugh those posts

    :laff::claping:
     
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    Lol, did mods really just edit your thread title? :D
     
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    Missed that..
     
  8. the dog

    the dog Democracy. It's the future

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    That time all ready? Excellent.

    I've been fermenting some old sloe gin mixed with battery acid since the last Eurovision. Time to break it out, find a happy place in the man shed and pour it in my eyes.
     
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    Haha! I was just wondering that too!
     
  10. Tinbum

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    Yes, I thought it was the subjects that were banned, not the actual words!?:confused:
     
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    One of the countries involved I can’t remember who it is (maybe Denmark or Norway?) their whole routine is supposed to be a protest against Israel (where the contest Is held this year) so yeah... look out for that

    Personally I only watch the results come in and enjoy graham norton roasting everyone :D
     
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    So whats the plans for tonight then lads & ladies?

    Wine chilling nicely, or ice made for the gin..
    Snacks all bought in
    Kids farmed out
    Letterbox taped shut
    doorbell silenced
    Friends and families told do not disturb
    And then sit having great fun equally laughing, cheering and shouting at the TV

    Have a great night all :up:

    PS does this mean there will be a drinks and commentary thread on the forum tonight? :p :D
     
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    What have I been missing if i had known it was that funny i,d have watched it years ago.
     
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    Sorry tinners, I'm off to the benidorm palace tonight. Not sure which of us has the worst taste.

    You enjoy anyway.

    Dave
     
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    Oh, I do hope so! We are going fully international buffet (a smorgasbord if you will) with french wine, Rhubarb gin, cider and a little vodka
     
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    I know, for a Spanish Eurovision party. Verity told me!:p

    Are you in France in August? (I need to post you that revolver)
     
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    Can't wait - and the Prosecco has been on ice for 24 hrs :rolleyes: :facepalm:
     
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    Not sure yet, would like to be, but depends on the arrival date of new puppy. Oh and brexit obviously.

    Dave
     
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  19. the dog

    the dog Democracy. It's the future

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    I'm hoping the acid has rendered me blind prior to the start.
     
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    Wow its been a long time since I heard anybody drop an acid :p :D
    Although a hallucinogenic drug and the wild antics on the show (ala bearded lady) could lead to an interesting evening for you. :D:up:

    I will probably be watching it, and hopefully following Nicks wild alcohol induced postings again,, :up::up::up::up::up::up::up:
    the Jesus thread of a few weeks ago really made the night full of laughter for me :D
     
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