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Epic Fail

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by Grumpyoldman, Jan 3, 2014.

  1. Grumpyoldman

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    ,:facepalm: So , the season off goodwill is over ! not that Grumpy saw much goodwill , .Outside this forum :up: So Grumps Jep and Jase ( well earned nick names :rolleyes:) decided to go on what can only be described as a man date . So plan is Jep,s Mrs will drop us off in a city called Carslile ! plan is all you can eat chinese buffet few ales Then realy bad good movie at the big City picture house , few more ales back in Penrith , our local town then back to our respective caves . What could possibly go wrong . Grumps will tell you what went wrong . First the all you can eat . What you do not want as your serving yourself Chinese food after not eating all day in preparation is some fat stinking alcoholic dripping sweat onto the food as he piles it on his plate , So settled for a bag off chips down the road . They where S@:mad::t chips , Next and this relay upset Grumps was when we went to get our tickets at the picture house . To be informed 47 Ronin in 3D has been replaced with a showing off Mandella :mad:!!!!!!!!!!! Grumps is not there to expand his understanding off Nelsons and south Africa , indeed humanity's epic Struggle .NO Grumpy and the two red necks stood behind Grumpy are there to have a couple off beers and with the wonder off 3D watch thousands off fictitious characters slice the shyyyt out off each other with samurai swords , because any film with samurai swords is ACE . I think that is exactly what i said to the young lady selling tickets . So we head home some 20/30 miles , ignoring the message on jases phone , Should have checked the phone because it was a message sent to everyone on jeps call list saying , You left your phone in the chip shop its behind the counter , Turned around , got phone , .. Grumpy feels better now that is off the chest . on the bright side has been a hell off a laugh there has been some seriouse p**s taking done . :rolleyes:
     
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    Did you find the brewery?
     
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    Sounds like a great night out. Travelled 20-30 miles, had some Censored chips, left your phone in the chippy, then travelled back to the cafe. The only irritation free location.
     
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    Lol , I do enjoy your posts grumps , you couldn't make it up lmao
     
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    Been at the ouzo again, Alex?
     
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    Maybe;). I was having a war with the keyboard you see, started slamming my head against it, It worked to some degree.
     
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    Did it think that it was being attacked by one third of a certain falsetto vocal trio?
     
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    Love a grumps story or rant :)
     
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    Cheered me right up thanks Ben
     
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    primative the closer you get to jockland was the film in black&white too grumps as for the chinese if it dont swim up the thames dont eat it lol:laff:
     
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    Grumpy out on the lash?:rolleyes: I don't believe it for a second!!! :laff:
     
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    Sounds like my typical evening out:rolleyes:
     
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    At least grumps didn't get arrested this time.
     
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    hmm the curly fries and cheese incident :rolleyes:
     

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