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Do You Name Your Van, Car, Bike

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by foxtrott, Dec 4, 2019.

  1. foxtrott

    foxtrott Big Poster

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    Hi my kids called my old van big Bessie and they call my new van big booty Judy :Dthe youngest ask why some houses have a name but no number. I ask what would she would call our house she said Patrick bobenstien God knows where that came from:facepalm: what name's have your vehicle's got
     
  2. cruisingaround

    cruisingaround shooting my load

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    Yup, my bike is called Xena :nana:
     
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  3. Mr_Garth

    Mr_Garth Donator

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    Yup, I name my cars, bikes, tractors, etc.

    -Garth

    Lähetetty minun SM-T515 laitteesta Tapatalkilla
     
  4. Bad shot

    Bad shot Engaging Member

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    Ive had several cars I called s**t heap lol
     
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  5. Jukebox

    Jukebox Better to burn out...than to fade away.

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    When it goes right nothing.

    When it goes wrong...
    B******
    ***t
    ****box

    :D:thumb::p
     
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  6. Mike.lewis

    Mike.lewis Donator

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    I've had a nissan puke,
    Mitsubitshiti,
    And I'm currently driving a frontera (I've removed the fro from the name badge and replaced it with a C and U)
     
  7. steevie dan

    steevie dan Big Poster

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    What he said.
     
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  8. Rattymcrattyface

    Rattymcrattyface Hell ain't a bad place to be

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    Last three were " the red baron', "turps" and now " rufus banks".
     
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  9. the dog

    the dog Petrol engines do NOT like diesel

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    My bike is called Blacky.

    It's a Honda Blackbird......... and it's black.

    Not as inventive as some previous posts I know.
     
  10. bucketboy

    bucketboy Keyboard Hero

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    I call mine

    AEG 195Y

    Bb
     
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  11. Rattymcrattyface

    Rattymcrattyface Hell ain't a bad place to be

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    Tax due 1st march 94:D
     
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  12. thriftyarek888

    thriftyarek888 CEO of smartfit888 and Patreon.com/ta888

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    I call my bad boy!
     
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  13. Curlyhunter.22

    Curlyhunter.22 Better to be p****d off the p****d on.

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    Mines called 'start you worthless piece of $#@%'

    The local whores number plate is
    'NE14 ABJ'

    CC
     
  14. Lev Levvin

    Lev Levvin Pro Poster

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    I called the trike I built ‘Scarlett’

    5FF0FF94-CC1A-4771-A6F2-F54A461243B6.jpeg
     
  15. Jukebox

    Jukebox Better to burn out...than to fade away.

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  16. Burden666

    Burden666 Donator

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    Not usually...

    Did have a Meriva called Merv the Perv though.
     
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  17. Brooksy

    Brooksy Posting Addict

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    Mine is Honda Civic, however, I have changed my name by Deed Poll to RF65 AGT, now I'm the only person in the country to actually have my name on a number plate without having to imagine a 4 is A etc.
     
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  18. windymiller

    windymiller bm100 thumbhole

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    first vauxhaul ive ever owned (vivaro) got called sommit else when the alternator belt shredded and got pulled into the cam belt which snapped and took 7 valves with it :mad:
     
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  19. Lev Levvin

    Lev Levvin Pro Poster

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    Both my landrover and my Goldwing have plates with my name on :)

    N** LEV
    GW** LEV
    :thumb:
     
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  20. Wild Bill

    Wild Bill Wild West is my thing. (co2 enthusiast)

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    Nope. I have had nearly 200 bikes and loads of cars in my life but never named a one. Each to their own but I find it childish. I also don't go for private plates either. But like I said were all different. You like what you like.
     

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