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Do they think i'm that stupid lol

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by wizard1963uk, Jul 13, 2014.

  1. wizard1963uk

    wizard1963uk Donator

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    just received this email lol

    HELLO ,

    My name is Faith Kipkalya Kones Reply to this email; ( miss.faith_kipkalya44@gmx.fr )

    I am writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart. With due respect ,trust and humanity, i appeal to you to exercise a little patience and read through my letter, I wish to contact you personally for a long term business relationship and investment assistance in your Country so i feel quite safe dealing with you in this important business having gone through your remarkable profile, honestly i am writing this email to you with pains, tears and sorrow from my heart, i will really like to have a good relationship with you and i have a special reason why i decided to contact you, i decided to contact you due to the urgency of my situation, My name is Miss.Faith Kipkalya Kones, 23yrs old female and I held from Kenya in East Africa. My father was the former Kenyan road Minister. He and Assistant Minister of Home Affairs Lorna Laboso had been on board the Cessna 210, which was headed to Kericho and crashed in a remote area called Kajong'a, in western Kenya. The plane crashed on the Tuesday 10th, June, 2008.

    You can read more about the crash through the below site:
    http://edition.cnn.com/2008/ WORLD/africa/06/10/kenya. crash/index.html
    After the burial of my father, my stepmother and uncle conspired and sold my father's property to an Italian Expert rate which the shared the money among themselves and live nothing for me. I am constrained to contact you because of the abuse I am receiving from my wicked stepmother and uncle. They planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father. Meanwhile i wanted to escape to the USA but they hide away my international passport and other valuable travelling documents. Luckily they did not discover where i kept my fathers File which contains important documents. So I decided to run to the refugee camp where i am presently seeking asylum under the United Nations High Commission for the Refugee here in Ouagadougou, Republic of Burkina Faso.

    One faithful morning, I opened my father's briefcase and found out the documents which he has deposited huge amount of money in bank in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin. I travelled to Burkina Faso to withdraw the money for a better life so that I can take care of myself and start a new life, on my arrival, the Bank Director whom I met in person told me that my father's instruction/will to the bank is that the money would only be release to me when I am married or present a trustee who will help me and invest the money overseas. I am in search of an honest and reliable person who will help me and stand as my trustee so that I will present him to the Bank for transfer of the money to his bank account overseas. I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and I believe that you will not betray my trust. But rather take me as your own sister.

    Although, you may wonder why I am so soon revealing myself to you without knowing you, well I will say that my mind convince Ed me that you may be the true person to help me. More so, my father of blessed memory deposited the sum of (US$8.5) million Dollars in Bank with my name as the next of kin. However, I shall forward you with the necessary documents on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer and statement of the fund in your country. As you will help me in an investment, and i will like to complete my studies, as i was in my 1year in the university when my beloved father died. It is my intention to compensate you with 30% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above. I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely.

    AWAITING YOUR URGENT AND POSITIVE RESPONSE, Please do keep this only to your self for now un till the bank will transfer the fund. I beg you not to disclose it till i come over because I am afraid of my wicked stepmother who has threatened to kill me and have the money alone ,I thank . Today that am out from my country (KENYA) but now In (Burkina Faso) where my father deposited the money with my name as the next of Kin. I have the documents for the claim therefore, Reply to this email; (miss.faith_kipkalya44@gmx.fr )

    Yours Sincerely
    Miss.Faith Kones.
     
  2. Ganton Gunner

    Ganton Gunner Super Duper Moderator Staff Member Mod/Admin

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    damn why didn't they contact me I never get any good offers looks like you get all the good luck :rolleyes:
     
  3. cryptos

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    That sounds pretty legit to me :D
     
  4. Strathrpc

    Strathrpc Keyboard Hero

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    Damn, some people are just so so so lucky, I never get offers like that!;)
     
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    wow if it had been me i could have fell for that one lol atb gary
     
  6. cryptos

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    wizard1963uk,

    She only wants to give you 30%. I can negotiate a better deal between you and her
    but I will need you to send me some money up front first and we can get this started.
    :D
     
  7. mattyts

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    If you don't take her up on the offer,I will...the money will sit nicely in my Nigerian bank account I acquired last week.
     
  8. brt101

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    I've read novels which were less gripping than this
     
  9. stevemandm

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    theres folk in yorkshire that could do with some coin, wizard ...... so if you could please send me your bank details .... ;)
     
  10. SteveO

    SteveO Top Poster

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    Play your cards right Wizard you could bag yourself a rich girlfriend there, have her take an aids test first though! ;)
     
  11. wizard1963uk

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    lol i was thinking how much land i could buy with my 30% and how many forum member's i could let shoot on it :p
     
  12. reaper6

    reaper6 Banned

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    Start winding her up
     
  13. eagle1980

    eagle1980 Engaging Member

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    I wouldn't reply in anyway it just confirms your email address as active (Hence why auto downloading of pictures in emails is not enabled by default in Outlook) and you end up with more spam. Unfortunately they'll always be the % of people who do fall for it and that's why they continue.

    Interesting fact of the day - Spam emails account for approx 45% of the total amount of emails that are sent wordwide in one day !
     
  14. Donki Oaty

    Donki Oaty Where's the time going?

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    After some tracking down I've actually found her blessed father...

    [​IMG]
     
  15. SteveO

    SteveO Top Poster

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    and he no longer has a daughter, he sold her to an enemy tribe along with his grannie!
     
  16. cryptos

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    We did he get the money for his boat? :confused:
     

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